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Name: Matt
Age: 20
Birthday: 03/16/81
Occupation: College Student
University: Cal Poly University, SLO
Major: Eletrical Engineering
Year: Third
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA
Television: Simpsons, Family Guy, The State, Jackass, Mr. Show
Movies: Caddyshack, Snatch, Braveheart, Mallrats, Predator, Any other movie that is better than Predator 2 (worst movie ever), Soccer Dog: The Movie (the book sucked!)
Bands: Pennywise, AFI, Tool, Deftones, Incubus, Sublime, Led Zeppelin
Alcohol: Guiness Stout, Heineken, Samuel Adams Double Bock, Johnny Walker Red/Black/Blue Scotch
Words: Jankey, Booty-who, Clarence (said in old asian man accent)
Quotes: "Awwwww yeahhhhh, $240 dollars worth of puddin'" - "What the shit!"
Number System: Hexadecimal (Octal can go fuck itself)
Hates: Cats and their fuckin attitudes - Damn Dirty Bugs!
Cities on my shit list: Los Angeles, Baltimore

Personality / Gaurdian
Color / Black
Flavor / Blueberry
Aura / Gold
Evangelion / Misato (fuckin Pen Pen was 4th..... FUCK THAT!)
Escaflowne / Millerna (I still havent seen the series in its entireity yet)
Bastard / 40%

Sephiroticum.NET
How Stuff Works.com
Haggerty Communications Group
Wickedland.com
The Rapper-dentist!
AFI's Official Website
Punk Music.com
Pennywise's Official Site
Tool's Official Website
Bonsai Kittens!!
(its a joke, they arent serious)

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##<-- Friday, August 24, 2001 -->##
[1]% {04:09 p.m.}

Quick post here... Neal finally decided to join the group here...And if you consult his site you will see that we have a new winner in number of times linked in a matter of like 5 sentences... ME! Also I win the award for being called/infered to being gay the most times in one blog post. Hahaha...

By the way, Danny, good job on not giving that moron a taste of his own medicine... You are right, there is too much hate going on all over the internet... idiots like that can just go and be morons elsewhere ... well done

##<-- Friday, August 24, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:23 a.m.}

HAHAHA... The day of reckoning has arrived! Kneel before ZOG!! Yes thats right, today all of us So-Cal people are embarking for California's scenic central coast area and lovely San Luis Obispo. Yes thats right, San Luis Obispo, nesteled in the hills of california's central coast, just minutes from the beaches, and home to California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo. This quaint town offers an bustling main street and good old fashioned small town hospitality. For your next vaction, consider beautiful san luis obispo. . . HAHA, I could write for a travel brochure. So yeah, other than the whole "cleaning all day" thing on saturday, it will be "hella" fun to go up and hang with the SLO people.

Last night my friend shannon and I went down town and visited our other friend at the Cigar Bar she works at. I bought myself a nice fat cigar that i will be smoking on saturday when I get to drink...

OK, time to do a little replyin'

I still havent seen Jesus Christ Super Star yet...

That letter you wrote to that fuckin racist is awesome! I hate fuckin morons, in fact, the thing i hate more than fuckin morons is fuckin racist morons!

I have never heard of this Gackt band you have in your top ten CDs list... What kind of music are they?

Not much else going on round here... gotta get back to work then go home and pack a bag then head on out! I wont be blogging this weekend, so dont be disturbed if i Reply late to any blogs. See everyone on monday morning...

Matt's Suggested CD:

Ignition by The Offspring
This Cd has got to be one of the best punk CDs I have heard in quite a while. In fact its on my top 10 list. Every song just makes me want to get up and start slamming into people around me... This CD was before smash, and probably the closest to Punk the Offspring have ever gotten... if you havent heard this CD, you should definitely check it out

##<-- Thursday, August 23, 2001 -->##
[1]% {01:54 p.m.}

Well, I was sitting here at work reading people's lists of the best cds ever on E-Pinions.com, and pretty much everyone has about the worst taste in music ever. There were a few that had 5/10 cds which I agreed with, but even still, they pretty well sucked... sooooo, I decided to make my own list of the 10 best cds I own. Then I decided to make the 10 best Punk CDs I own because the majority of the time I am listening to punk. The rules I set up were simple, in any one list, I have to have the CD, and no band can have two cds. If I didnt do that, quite a few bands would be dominating the list. Anyways, here goes

The 10 Best CDs I own
in no particular order

1. Sublime - 40oz to Freedom
2. Rage Against The Machine - Self Titled
3. Tool - Aenima
4. AFI - Black Sails in the Sunset
5. Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
6. Led Zeppelin - 4
7. Bob Marley - Legend
8. Metallica - Master of Puppets
9. Rancid - And Out Come The Wolves...
10. Operation Ivy - Energy
(Runners up: Tool - Undertow; AFI - The Art of Drowning; Bad Religion - The Gray Race; Pennywise - Self-Titled)

The 10 Best Punk CDs I own
In no particular order

1. Operation Ivy - Energy
2. Rancid - And out come the wolves...
3. Bad Religion - The Gray Race
4. AFI - Black Sails In The Sunset
5. Pennywise - Self Titled
6. Blink 182 - Cheshire Cat
7. The Offspring - Ignition
8. NOFX - White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
9. Vandals - Hitler Bad, Vandals Good
10. Minor Threat - Complete Discography
(runners up: Vandals- Live fast, diarrhea; Dead Kennedys - Give me convenience or give me death; Ramones - Ramones mania; NOFX - So Long and thanks for all the shoes; AFI - The Art of Drowning; AFI - Very Proud of Ya; Pennywise - Full Circle; Pennywise - about time;)

I probably missed quite a few, but these are the top 10 I could think of, enjoy

##<-- Thursday, August 23, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:33 a.m.}

I helped my brother move some of his stuff into his new apartment in Clairemont today.... It is ghetto as fuck! Makes me even more grateful for our sweet sweet condo. I swear, my brother's neighbors are like this plumber guy on his right who does all his work in the front yard, and to his left are a family of like 17 white trash kids with Kool-Aid all over their faces and shirts and shit. Hahahaha... sucks to be him... Other than that, absolutely nothing happened yesterday... I actually slipped into a boredom induced coma for 5 minutes... Luckily tommorrow is the big trip up to SLO!!

Damn dude, that DTN System is too fuckin complicated for me once you start translating sentences in it... hahahha... I got the first two letters though... HE, but I got lost after that. That lady sounds friggin hillarious... There seems to be a lot of disgruntled old cat ladies in San Luis Obispo... hahaha, Its gotta be something in the air... Those hate-mails are fantastic... fuckin morons... By the way, I will be framing your screen shot and probably be using it in my nightly auto-erotic aspyxiation romp. Thanks! hahaha

Mr Auten was classic. I think he was the source of that piss smell, or maybe he was wearing some of his BDSM "gear" underneath his teacher clothes, and the shit stunk. The funniest shit about that guy, other than the rumors about his S&M antics, was when he would start cussing. He would have this quiet voice, telling someone to stop doing something, but if they looked at him cock-eyed, he would start cussing them out... classic! By the way, if you were somehow able to get a camera into your class with "Rick Moranis" I would give you 5 dollars to see this guy in action... That sounds hillarious.

Good Call on the Nickelodian! I cant stand the shows on that piece of crap... Once they got rid of Ren and Stimpy everything went downhill! The absolute worst is Rugrats though... I cant STAND that one! By the way, who are these Dream Street characters?! I havent seen this so called "info-mercial". And on a similar topic, whats the deal with bands having commercials now? Thats when you know you fuckin suck... you have to have commercials to tell everyone that you actually make music. hahahahaha.

I got nothing else, talk to everyone later

Matt's Suggested CD:

MTV Unplugged by Alice in Chains

##<-- Wednesday, August 22, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:55 a.m.}

Yesterday was interesting... I was outside after dinner washing my car, and the little dumb-ass 10 year olds across the street were playing "football" with each other. Basically what it really consisted of was the one kid,who was obviously bigger than the other two, taking the football and running over the other two kids, and if the two kids actually got a hand on him, he would just hit them. Eventually, the bitch kid of the group (theres always one in a group of little kids), starts crying and runs home (which happens to be next door). Next thing i see if his mom going over to the big kid's house and yelling at his mom. She storms back over to her place and i thought it was all over...but ohhh no! About 10 minutes later, The La Mesa Police show up at the big kid's door!! I couldnt believe it!The little bitch kid's mom called the cops on the big kid! Friggin dysfunctional sub-urbs! I'm tellin ya man!

Now for some e-replies:

Neal, get your shit together and make a post once a day... it takes like 15 minutes, you unemployed sunuvabitch! hahaha By the way, there is a message to you in your old weblog (my guestbook) from Lesley... check it out.

If you can find a ride from all the way up there to San Diego and back for 60 bucks I would be thouroughly amazed. Hell, it costs me 100 bucks or so to get from San Luis Obispo (halfway up the california coast) to San Diego and back... hahaha

Hell yeah, getting free stuff is always cool.

That would be fuckin RAD if Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back comes out today, but I havent seen it anywhere down here, in fact, I am looking at Yahoo movies and it says it is coming out on Friday everywhere... but if you get to see it tonight you are a goddamn sun-ov-a-bitch! If it does come out friday, we should all go see it when we get in up there. Actually, scratch that... we wont be getting up there until like midnight and since SLO shuts the fuck down after 8 pm, there wont be any late showings. Oh well, I guess it will have to wait until monday... or sunday before we go... hmmm. By the way, which weekend is camping weekend?

OK, thats all the replies folks... but I do have some other E-rant news:
Erant hit 1000 overnight last night, I cant believe it... You people kick ass for coming and reading about my boring ass life.
One new search engine referral: Mallrats Quote Logan
Call me Logan Weapon X! There you go buddy. Although you should be searching for Broadie quotes, or maybe Broadie fart videos! hahahah

Matt's Suggested CD

Music by 311

##<-- Tuesday, August 21, 2001 -->##
[1]% {04:46 p.m.}

Well, I registered for classes today, and what do you know... I am scaaaaaaa-rewwwwwwwwwed! I attempted to get 2 Electrical Engineering classes, but I only was able to get one. The other "cool" thing is that i didnt get dynamics, so I am definitely going to forget all the shit from statics if I cant crash that class. Lucky me!! Also, if I dont get one more major/support class I go on administrative probation. Gotta love shit priority! I ended up getting one EE class and a lab for it, biology for engineers, and a 4 HOUR Poly-sci class taught by the mayor of san luis obispo. That should be interesting. Its actually not that bad of a schedule, but I have to get another support or major class. I am going to watch how the rest of regitration goes and hopefully jump into a slot that someone will inevitably drop. Bah! Sucks to registering!

##<-- Tuesday, August 21, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:53 a.m.}

I just looked and I got my first Search Engine Referral:

Brittney Spears Fart VideoWhat the fuck!?!?!
Slightly Stoopid Video

That is some wierd ass shit... people are wack jobs, except for the guy looking for Slightly Stoopid videos... he's fuckin cool

##<-- Tuesday, August 21, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:23 a.m.}

I am so happy, my car is back to its prime form... Kicking ass and taking names! Anyways, we took my car downtown last night because I told my friend I would go and visit her at work. She works at this cigar place down there. Every time I go there I am tempted to smoke, so I try not to go very often, however, last night was an exception. That wasnt the highlight of the night though... We were walking around downtown going into all the trendy stores and shit down there. We found this one place called Urban Outfitters, which sound slike just another clothes store, which it is, but it also had all this other stuff... In fact, I found this really cool thing that I am going ot give to neal, because when I saw it (and the price-tag :) ) I immediately thought... Neal would get a kick out of this. I am not going to tell anyone what it is yet, I want it to be a surprise, but believe you me, it is great. Neal, if you are reading this, get off your ass, put some duct tape on your finger and come online sometime today so we can figure out the details of the trip up to SLO this weekend, you wanker! hahaha

Today is finally my chance to register for classes... It sucks, cus I have 9th (out of 12th) priority, and I am taking all upper-classmen classes, and I have JACK SHIT for a schedule. If I get the schedule I "want" I will be taking classes starting at 7 AM!! Until 9 am, then another class from like 7-8 pm, and a lab from 3-6 on wednesday.... thats it... In reality, its actually a pretty cool ass schedule if you ignore the whole 7am classes thing. Everyone wish me luck!

Danny, whats the deal with your car? Did you take it down to the mechanic yesterday? Dude, I have heard Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back comes out on Friday, and I have also heard it was on wednesday.... What the fuck! I should just average it out and go on Thursday :)

Damn, I am so glad I dont have to go Back to School Shopping anymore. I go when the holes in my clothes get large enough to show areas that dont necesarrily need to be seen...hahahahah... Anyways, in summary, High School=shit, College=The shit!

I'll lend you my N64 controllers... all you gotta do is find a way to get to San Diego and get them, no big deal... hehehehehe...

Thats all folks! I'm Doug, and you're Dad! Awwww forget it, you wouldnt understand, I'm outttttttta heeeeeeeeeeere!

Matt's Suggested CD

S.C.I.E.N.C.E. by Incubus

##<-- Monday, August 20, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:14 a.m.}

Yesterday was your standard "dont do shit sunday"... Its kinda like "must see Thursday" on NBC, except my life is not televised and I dont get paid for it... hahaha... Yeah, so like i was saying, Not a whole damn lot went on yesterday. I went and skated for a little while and landed a couple sweet moving fakie ollies, and figured out this cool old skool/novelty trick. Its hella sick duder! Actually, its probably not all that cool, but whatever, it amuses me. :) Anyways, so after that I tried to stay out of the opressive heat we are having out here. But instead of doing that, My brother and I took his Go-Kart out to Lakeside (Quite possibly the hottest place on earth) so we could drive it around. The piece holding the spring that lets the throttle return back to idle so it doesnt get stuck broke off as I was driving it. So, as I was about to slow down and pull in to let my brother have a shot, I let go of the gas pedal and the thing just kept accelerating... hahahah... it was crazy cus the thing gets up to about 50 miles per hour. So long story short, my brother hopped onto the back and pulled the choke to kill the engine. So that was the big excitement of the day.

Well, I was going to reply to blogs and stuff, but for whatever reason, almost all the people who have their weblogs on blogspot are not coming up... It must be blogger being cool.

This weekend me and a coupel of friends are going up to San Luis Obispo. For them, its merely to get the hell out of town, but for me, in addition to that, its to clean our fuckin SHITBOX of an apartment so we can get some semblance of a deposit back. Its going to suck, but I have a good idea. Danny, we need to have a couple drinks while we are cleaning... doing a little buzzed cleaning will be fantastic... hahahha.... Defnitely not DRUNKEN clenaing though, cus we wont want to do anything other than listen to AFI really loud... hahahahha.

Thats about it as far as replies (read: there werent any replies cus I couldnt read anyones blog :) ) In other news, E-Rant is almost at its first 1000 hits, thats friggin amazing. I never thought that many people would see this site...

Hit referals:
First, Second, Third
Thanks for the links y'all...

Matt's Suggested CD:

Quality Control by Jurassic 5

This is one of the best rap cds I own... Its not your standard guy rapping about how much money and shit he has. I hate that kind of music, if you can even call it that. These guys used to be totally underground, but now they are kinda getting some exposure, but thats ok, as long as they keep coming with good shit like this CD

##<-- Saturday, August 18, 2001 -->##
[1]% {03:27 p.m.}

This is going to be a short post cus its fucking like 350 degrees celsius (thats really hot!) in the room my computer is in here at home, and I am missing out on valulble skate time right now. So yesterday I got home from work, ate dinner and went skating a little bit. It was pretty sweet, I keep landing these good ass fakie ollies, although when I try to fakie ollie up something or over something I can see that I have quite a while to go before I can do anything with it.... haahahah... anyways, at about 9:30 or so me adam and our friend ryan went to this "party" at the apartment of the boyfriend of one of the 2-3 annoying girls we used to hang with in high school... Thats how hard up we are to find something to do... hahaha... But anyways, this "party" was really just the 3 girls, and like these 5 white trash guys hanging out in this grungy ass hot as a mutha-fucka apartment drinking and shooting the shit... So that was pretty boring/wierd, but what-are-you-gonna-do. This morning, I put an "cherry bomb" exhaust on my car... It sounds pretty burly now, I like it. I cant wait to drive through a parking lot and set off some car alarms. :) Anyways, time to go get dehydrated skating in the middle of the day... If I dont post for a couple of days youll know I went too far and am in the hospital. HEHEHE

##<-- Friday, August 17, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:20 a.m.}

HAHA... You poor bastards! Yesterday was pretty cool (except for the whole boring ass day at work thing, but you have read about that before). So, I got home and waiting for me was my brand new VISA Gold Card. I am now a part of high society because I got my fancy new gold card. BOOYAH! hahaha. Also waiting for me was a postcard from my ex-roomate Clah-rehnce(said in old man's voice). He is down in australia visiting his grandma or something. Anyways, the point of the story is he was telling me about how he won 500 dollars american in a casino down there, he bought a Digereedoo (Its this cool ass aboriginal musical pipe type thing), and he wants an australian girlfriend... hahahah.... The guy is classic. Finally, this morning, I woke up and found out that my brothercame home last night with Rodney Mullen vs. Daewon Song round 2 on DVD. I started watching it before i went to work, and it is friggin AWESOME. I cant wait till lunch time so I can go finish watching it. Speaking of skate videos, Danny, did you buy that Black Label video yet? I think they had it at CCS.

That was a pretty decent drunk babbling you got there... about all I understood was something about some chick hitting on you and something about a DU Hourse, whatever that is... HAHAHA.... well done!

YES! I Lose to link! I actually havent played the game since about 2 years ago when I lived in the dorms. I own an N64, and I have been meaning to buy the game, but like you, I have a nasty drug habit to take care of :) hahahah... By the way, if you are going to do drugs, Freebasing crack is the only way to go. Not only can you die from actually doing the drug, but a lot of people kill themselves from the fire thing they are using exploding... hahahaha... You get the best of both worlds!!! To quote Neal "Score dude, score"

Speaking of Neal Get your shit together and start posting you fuck-nod ass-monkey! I hope you and your PS2 and GT3 are really happy!

I just remembered a really funny concept someone told me about a while ago, I think it was Ryan : He was telling me about some bums that came up to him and wanted some money so they could go to the "Pirate Punk Show" in San Francisco... HAHAHAH... I would pay a lot of money to get pictures of that place.... hahahaha

Anyways, thats enough out of me... *superhero voice* I've got SLACKING to do!! */superhero voice* hahahah... scoop

Matt's Suggested CD:

Live Fast, Diarrehea by The Vandals
I know i fucked up the spelling on Diarrehea... maybe Scheereen can help me spell it :) hahahaha

##<-- Thursday, August 16, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:24 a.m.}

Yesterday was quite possibly the most boring day I have ever had in my life up until about 3 pm. Until that point, i was reading my sweet sweet FCC docket (200 pages of technical information Duder!!!) on RF radiation and its effects on human beings. Yeah, but at 3, I was listening to the radio, comtemplating cutting my face off with a dull knife, when they announced that more tickets for the Tool concert were going on sale at 6 pm. So I rushed through the rest of the day, rushed home, grabbed adam and we went to San Diego State to go see if we could get tickets. Luckily there was a line wrapping around the building when we got there, so needless to say, we didnt get tickets. So we went to Carls Jr to get some dinner. Then we chilled at my house for an hour, then went back to SDSU for the concert... "But you guys didnt have tickets!" someone might say. Well, that was true. We were partyly hoping to get scalped tickets for cheap once the show started, but I figured that wouldnt happen... the cheapest ticket was 100 bucks off a scalper. So we just chilled outside the place with about 100 other people who got dicked over for tickets and enjoyed the show. Since it was an Open Air Theater, we could hear every song extremely well, the only thing was we couldnt see the stage. Oh well, I am glad we went. The kinda funny thing about the whole night was the cops that were working the show. There were all these people trying to climb onto the nearby roofs so they could get a better view of the show. And everytime they tried, the cops would go running after them with pepper spray in hand. It was crazy. Then, they said screw the pepper spray and busted out a paintball gun with rubber rounds in it. I didnt get to see anyone get shot with that thing, but it would have been kick ass.

That crazy lady sounds fucking hillarious. HAHAHA.. I can just picture the crazy bitch walking out in her nightgown and slippers her wackjob hair all messy and shit. When she opened the door did she start throwing cats at you like the cat lady in the simpsons?! hahaha

The only reason I think link is an asshole is cus I always lose to him... hehehe... Of course, thats not really very specific, cus I pretty much lose to everyone the majority of the time... Unless I got someone good to play on my team with me.. then I kick ASS!!!

I almost slept through work this morning. I think I turned off my alarm at night sometime. I gota watch out doing that shit. My subconscious is trying to screw my conscious over. Its a collosal battle between good and evil going on in my body... hahaha... time to drown my punk ass subconscious with coffee!!

Matt's Suggested CD:

Opiate by Tool
This is Tool's very first CD... it only has 7 songs on it, but its excellent nonetheless. It also has my all time favorite tool song, Opiate. Even if you arent into Tool at all you might enjoy this song, it is all about organized relgion and the people who mindlessly follow it.

##<-- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 -->##
[1]% {03:18 p.m.}

Guess what I have been doing all day today?!?! I have been reading an FCC Docket on Radio Frequency Radiation and its effect on humans. Its gotta be the most boring thing ever printed onto paper... Holy crap... I dont know how someone can be boring enough to write the whole thing. Im not reading this for fun though... I am getting paid to read it because we are going to be doing some kind radiation hazard study in a couple of months. All I know is I am not getting paid enough money to be reading this... ahhahaha... Someone shoot me please!!

##<-- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:19 a.m.}

Yesterday work was boring (as usual) but not nearly as boring as monday, where I was at work for 8 hours and my boss didnt give me ONE GODDAMN THING TO DO! There is only so much "fiddle farting" around on the internet one can do before one loses his mind! Fucking SHIT! After work, Ryan called me up and wanted to go to Sea World. So it was like 9:45 by the time we got there. We pulled into the employee parking lot, and right as we pulled in a security truck started following us. So, quick goat thinking, I ditched him and went into the other parking lot and parked. As we were walking out to the entrance, we had to walk through the first parking lot. As we walked through, the security guard pulled his truck up right next to us and stared us down. Now I am relatively sure that those security guards DO NOT GIVE A FUCK, but Ryan and Dominique were a little worried about ryans truck getting towed, so we decided to just pay the parking fee and park in the regular parking lot. So we drove up to the gate and found that the lot was closed for any more vehicles entering, and that the park closed at 11 instead of 12. So basically, we left, mission failed. We went to old town and tried to get some ice cream after that, but everything was closed. Once again, Mission Failed. The one cool thing out of the whole night was I saw this rad bumper sticker that said "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck"... Someday I will sport that on my car... :)

Tonight is the Tool concert Adam and I got screwed out of tickets for. So we are going to go down there and try to buy scalped tickets after Tool starts their set, so people will be willing to sell the tickets for cheap. It probably wont happen, but whatever.

Very nice new Layout NnM. "I like it alot" (Jim Carrey-Dumb and Dumber). By the way I think you might be confused... Link is an Asshole. I only play with bastard characters. hahaha. Sorry for the confusion :)

This new layout you have is pretty Bad-Ass Gen-Chan. To reiterate my previous statement... "I Like it alot" :) Well done!

Productivity=Progress... hahaha... that was what they used to tell managers at Sea World back when I worked there... hahahaha... Fuckin stupid ass place.

Thats about it... One of my best friends is coming back from Wyoming on thursday I think, so I am looking forward to that. Wyoming, as we all know is the most boring place on earth. Its actually been scientifically determined. Theres your fun fact for the day.

HAHAHAH!!! I was just about to finish this, but the guy next to me here was explaining this new database we have to this other guy and he actually said this:
"Its the most radically bionic, nuclear roledex... from hell" And he was totally serious!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Matt's Suggested CD:

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band by Hulk Hogan
I know, his other CD was better, but this is just one of those CDs you can listen to from beginning to end and love every song. My personal favorite is the tender love song "the Hulk-ster" sings where he keeps mentioning "his 36-inch pythons". Or the song where he Raps to a Phat 80's beat. If you dont have this CD, do yourself a favor and go to your local 99-cent store and pick it up!

##<-- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:28 a.m.}

I am so friggin TIRED!! Holy crap. I probably wont be able to geet any real sleep until maybe friday. My friends from Cal Poly, Ryan and Dominique came down here for no good reason other than they really like San Diego. Shit, im not complaining... its rare that anyone comes down to visit me in SD. So yeah, they called me up and we went to Gordon Beirsch for dinner and I tried to order a beer, but it fell through. So after dinner, we were going to try to get into Sea World for free (I have my ways... MWHAHAHAH), but since it was late we decided to go walk around Mission Beach for a while and go to Sea World tommorrow (which I guess would be today... whatever). The funniest thing about mission beach is all the sluts that walk around there. I swear to go its like 9:30 pm on a monday night and these chicks are out in like full gear looking to hook up with guys. Its pretty funny. Anyways, on to the blog replies...

I hope you fuck off and go to hell with your 3 days a week of classes. Luckily, I dont get to register until the 22nd which means I am pretty much guaranteed to get 6 days a week of classes somehow... hahahah

Big Brother is everywhere Reinselft. You gotta watch out... heheheh.... SHIT! They might be reading this as we speak.

Yeah, jigglypuff is a son-ov-a-bitch too... I only play with the bastard characters... hehehe

yeah, Mission Impossible 1 was the one I was referring to. I saw that when it came out and it confused the fuck out of me. I havent even bothered to see it since then. Maybe I should, now that I am a mental GIANT!! hahahaha... yeah right.

Thats enough BS outta me, time to go back to work

Matt's Suggested CD:

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

##<-- Monday, August 13, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:25 a.m.}

What a frickin weekend... holy crap! In addition to all the stuff that went on Friday night (which I blogged about before), yesterday was our infamous trip to Magic Mountain... In case any of you dont know what this place is, I can sum it up in 5 words: Lots of Kick Ass Roller-Coasters!! Anyways, a few of my San Diego friends and I left San Diego at 6:15 am to get out there to Valencia(north of Los Angeles) by 9am, since it only takes 2.5 hours, we had time. About 30 minutes into the drive, we werent ever out of LA, when we hit this Gi-normous (new word) traffic jam... It turned out someone FUCKED their car UP so much that they had to shut down the free way and bypass everyone on side streets... it set us back 45 minutes at the earliest. We finally got up to valencia at about 10 am... when the park opened. We parked and walked up to buy our tickets. After a few mishaps with losing half price coupons (im not gonna mention any names :) we finally got into the park and headed for their newest rollercoaster... Goliath. This thing is a monstrosity... I swear to god, you wait in line for like an hour and a half in the hot ass LA sun for this ride, and its worth every minute. The first drop it has is almost vertical, then it proceeds to go on all these crazy ass loops and shit... It was "hella sick". Anyways, we went on all the rides we really wanted to go on.... All in all I would rate the coasters
1:Goldrusher (he he he he)
2:Goliath
3:Riddlers Revenge
4:Viper
5:everything else
Im sure I am missing stuff in my description of the day, but my boy Zeruel will clean up the mess Ive left in my wake... hahahaha

On to the blog replies...

This new layout Reean has is simply beautiful.... I really like it a lot... well done... By the way, is that hitchcock movie as wacky as mission impossible 2 (or 1 for that matter) I tried to watch the first MI and I got confused as hell as to what was going on, so instead of making an effort to figure out whats going on, I just gave up... hahahah... that a good lesson for life. If something is hard/confusing, just give up and watch a Pauly Shore movie :)

Dude, I knew those girls (specifically Dee) would pass the fuck out when they got home.... They talk big, but noone can stay up late after not sleeping the night before and being at an amusement park all goddamn day... hahahah... point Matt!

Super Smash Brothers is an awesome game... I am always kirby, and while I suck at the game I can always manage to piss people off by sucking them up and walking around with them inside my mouth... hahahah

Hit Referers:
1st : ZeruelA commanding lead, almost half my hits come from here
2nd: Gen-ChanSomehow you have a firm grasp on second place too... wierd stuff
3rd: ReinselftYoure making a move on second place... then first place... Then, THE WORLD!! MWHAHAHAHA

OK, I think this post is long enough... i'll get back to work now... talk to all y'all later.

##<-- Saturday, August 11, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:27 p.m.}

Wow... I havent posted in a while.... this one wont be long... I hate posting on weekends cus I have to use stupid fuckin AOL. I hate it. Anyways, last night, we had planned to go to sycuan and "gamble it up" so to speak, but ended up going to a house party... It was actually pretty cool. There were many many hot women around. It was a good warm-up for me to practice my game (or lack thereof) a little bit. I wouldnt want to hook up with any of these chicks, they were all pretty much idiots, in that whole they are not intelligent kind of way. They were all really nice though. Personally, I would take a girl being smart and funny over being super hot... to an extent of course. hehehehe. Anyways, back to the party. So yeah, it was a Drin-King Parrrr-ty, so matt did his fair share of drinking. It takes a lot of alcohol to get me "Drunk level 1", but I was doing pretty fuckin good with my "buzz level 2". I like being in the buzzed/faded sections of drinking. Being drunk isnt all that fun for me... I like to have a little more control over what I do, opposed to when I am drunk where I will pretty much do anything anyone dares me to... hahaha To an extent Neal... No matter how drunk I get, I aint boxing you!

Wow, I just talked for a really long time about that stupid party. I guess that goes to show how lame my summer really has been... hahahah

OK, I am going to get offline here so I can go to bed somewhat early for our big Magic Mountain trip. Whats cool is now, we have an even number of people since Karl is coming, and of course Welfare Boy Neal and the infamous Zeruel among others. It is gonna be sick as the ebola virus... and we all know how sick that makes you! (that was pretty bad... I apologize :) )

Talk to everyone later, all the "social blogging" will have to be done on monday morning.

##<-- Friday, August 10, 2001 -->##
[1]% {04:34 p.m.}

What the fuck is UP!! Its friday and I am about to leave work, cash my phatty boom batty paycheck and relax. I think tonight I am going to try to get a group of people to go to Sycuan Casino and play a little blackjack. Gambling=Fun, Matt likes fun, therefore, Matt likes Gambling. There goes a little deductive reasoning for all you logicians out there. I would reply to shit, but that would take too long, so itll wait until tommorrow morning. Take it easy all y'all, Matts OUT!

##<-- Friday, August 10, 2001 -->##
[1]% {02:25 p.m.}

My counter just hit 669! SCORE!!! hahahaha

##<-- Friday, August 10, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:22 a.m.}

Yesterday was fuckin RAD! At about 4:15 or so my boss left work early, I still had work to finish, and since i worked fast and was feeling extremely rebelios, I left work at 4:55 instead of 5:00! Dont tell anyone, cus I dont want to get fired :) hahahaha. Anyways, I got home had some good ass EYE-talian food, then I went out and skated for an hour or so. That was easily the highlight of my day, I was ollying the SHIT out of that board... So after a while, I tried a moving fakie ollie and I landed a high one third try. I was super stokin duder! After that, I called up people to see if they wanted to got up to Magic Mountain on Sunday, and scored a ride up there. So I was all happy about that, and finally, to top it all off, I watched Dumb and Dumber on DVD. That movie is classic. So, in summary, I had a good day yesterday, and today is Friday=payday=time to go gamble=fun time 2001

HAHAHAHA!!! I just got another call from someone trying to call Washington Mutual. At least these people believed me when I told them we werent the bank. The wierdest thing of all is they were looking for someone named Matt who works at Washington mutual... Thats fucking WIERD. I think the next time they call I should go along with it and give them a loan. hahahaha. Morons.

Dude, I say go for the 200sx or the accord... You should look into Toyota Camrys or supras... they might be in the same kind of range as the cars you are looking at... just an idea. Anyways, sucks about the data entry, but you dont do it every day so its not all that bad. By the way, you gotta spit some of that "danny charm" on Martha... Magic Mountain will be dope on a rope!

Minor Details, being halfway across the world and all... heheheh we could do "E-business" (shameless plug for my own blog).

Well, i'm gladyou're not MIA. I hope you feel better soon...

Well, time to get to work and make that scrilla so I can be iced out in my '64 duece tray! If anyone can translate that I'll give you FIVE dollars (offer not valid)

Matt's Suggested CD:

Give me Convenience or Give me Death by The Dead Kennedys

When it comes to Old Skool Punk Rock, I am not all too into it, there are only a few bands I really like, this being one of them. The singer has a funny voice, but the songs are pretty punk rock.

##<-- Thursday, August 9, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:44 a.m.}

I updated some my links section witha few more tasty tidbits... enjoy

##<-- Thursday, August 9, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:22 a.m.}

Yesterday was interesting... First of all, for the first 5 hours I was here at work, my boss "neglected" to give me anything to do. So, it was basically, "talk on AIM" and "Fart around on the internet" for 5 hours. Now, dont get me wrong, I like doing that as much as the next scoop, but seriously, 5 hours is friggin ridiculous! There is only so much shit you can do before you start to get burnt out. Oh well, I guess it is better than being unemployed *cough* *cough* NEAL *cough* *cough* He he he he

FUCKIN BUGS!! I swear to god, for the most part, they are fuckin worthless... Almost as worthless as Manatees. Has anyone ever seen a manatee in real life? Most people go "AWWW theyre sooo CUTE!!!" Hell, the first time i saw them I said the same thing. However, having worked at Sea World San Diego In The Manatee Habitat, I can tell you right now.... they are the most WORTHLESS sacks of shit you will ever see. Heres their daily list of activities:
(1)EAT (2) SLEEP (3) FART (Im not kidding... they do very frequently) (4) FLOAT THERE LOOKING STUPID
Yup, nature is trying to naturally select these things, but we keep interfering.... Anyways, now that I got that off my chest I feel I can have a productive day. :)

I think we should start up a business. I know about computer hardware, but dont know my head froma hole in the ground when it comes to software, and you rip it up on software... we could make big time money :) Bling Bling! hahahha

I did post stuff about you I believe, but nothing all that critical.... probably my usual BS. Anyways, the only thing worse than MS Frontpage is Netscape Composer.... Have you ever tried to do anything with that piece of shit? It makes Frontpage look like the shit! It just further adds to my complete dislike of Netscape and anything Netscape affiliated. hahaha. I'm glad you enjoy howstuffworks.com , its one of my favorite sites nowadays...

Way to go chief! I hear wasps like to have their home fucked with... hehehe. At least you fucking dominated those pieces of shit with that fire-extinguisher. By the way, Magic Mountain will be friggin awesome. I really hope I can get someone down here to drive up there. I havent been there since they were building Superman.... hahaha.... I cant believe how long its been.

OK, now its time to do some work....

Matt's Suggested CD

Self-Titled by Lars Friedricksen and the Bastards

These guys are pretty kick ass... its one of the lead singers for Rancid's side project. If you want to get a glimpse of what they sound like, download Vietnam

##<-- Wednesday, August 8, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:21 a.m.}

Last night was grub-a-licious. We went to Casa De Pico for mexican food. I ate so much that I didnt have to eat breakfast in the morning. On a side note, I think breakfast is the most inferior of meals. I really have no solid evidence for this either. This is just my own feeling. Given the coice between a nice hamburger or carne asada burrito and bacon n' eggs, matts gonna take the burrito. And thats a fact. hahahah. Stupid bodies always needing food. Anyways, back to the post... So yeah, we had mexican food and it was good, and we went back to my house and had birthday cake with my brother, his girlfriend and his other friend. Luckily adam and erika came over to my place and ate cake with us. But that was about the extent of the night. I cant wait for friday this week, cus (a) I get paid, (b) I get to go to Sycuan, and (c) Friday is that much closer to the sabbath! hahaha. Guess which one is false!

Fuckin Bugs!!! If every one of them on the planet fucked off and went to hell I would be the happiest man alive! You gotta watch out for them too... they will creep up on you while you are sleeping then BAM!!! You wake up to a damn dirty beetle staring at you! FUCK THAT!!!! You seriously should go set fire to all those goddamn flowers so they pay the ultimate price. I hate all bugs! Unless they are those cute ones from that Disney movie! HAHAHA

Yeah, I dont understand it either. But you have a strong hold on the number 2 spot, although you are quite a bit away from Zeruel.

Well, as long as you are happy with white on gold then I am happy with white on gold :) I agree that the lack of pop-up banners is a definite plus. Keep up the good work!

If any of you are as scoop as I am then you should look at this site. Its called howstuffworks.com and it has like everything you ever wanted to know about how pretty much anything works. I read it all the time at work, and I can now explain to you the intricacies of how TVs, Routers, DSL lines, MRIs, etc... work. I challenge any of you to outscoop me! I dare you!

Thats all for now, time to eat donuts and drink coffee and pretend to do work. hahahah.

Matt's Suggested CD

Cheshire Cat by Blink 182

I know, I know, Blink 182 sold out, they arent punk anymore, blah blah blah. This CD was their first release, and it is fuckin AWESOME! One of the better punk CDs I own. If you listen to it you will know even more why people are dissapointed by their new stuff.

##<-- Tuesday, August 7, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:38 a.m.}

Well, yesterday was monday, and we all tried to go to the beach since it was so hot out here. So we all piled into my car (which isnt running right at the moment, more on that later) and headed out to La Jolla Shores. OUr usual beach, Torrey Pines, had this massive sewage spill a week ago, and I personally dont want to be out in the water covered in human shit or hypodermic needles... its just this quirk about me. hahaha. So anyways, we take off and my car is runnign rough, but it can make it up to freeway speed, until we get to a hill, where it completely loses power and we were going about 35 at one point on the freeway. I'll tell you where my car is a champ though.... on the DOWNHILL!!! Awww yeaaaaaaa! I was doing 80 in that beast! hahahha So anyways, long story short, we get to La Jolla and it is cold as FUCK (please note that fuck is pretty cold) so we decide to head back to El Cajon, defeated. But instead of being total losers, we picked up Erika and went to Woodstocks pizza. I dont know if anyone reads this are vegetarians or whatever (Salad is murder!!! :) ), but Nick and I bought this pizza called the "Meat Orgy". I swear on your mom that this pizza is the best thing you will ever eat if you are into meat. Check this out: for toppings, it has sausage, pepperoni, salami, ham, and two other kinds of meat that I cant remember. Holy shit it was good.

Today is my brother's birthday, so we are going to this good ass mexican food place in Old Town San Diego called Casa de Pico, which for those of you who dont speak spanish, means "House of Pico". I think Pico is a waiter there or something. hahahha

Ohhhhhhhh someone's got a new layout!! I likes, I likes, although the white on gold is a little hard to read, but other than that, a 5-star layout! Well Done!

Dude, Danny, you might be screwed on that multiplayer thing. I downloaded FIFA 2001 off of morpheus, and everything worked but the multiplayer feature. It might just be a coincidence, but who knows. Shit, at least you have something to pass the time up there, although it is scoop as hell :)

In the horse race that is my hit referals, Win, Place, Show.

By the way, E-rant hit 500 visitors yesterday, which seems like pocket change to those of you with 30 times that, but I will take my 500 hits :) Thanks to everyone who continues to "e-look" at my "e-weblog".

Thats all for today, back to work for me

Matt's Suggested CD