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Profane Babbling
Name: Matt
Personality / Gaurdian
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Karl Lintvedt
Unsteady's Rant
Age: 20
Birthday: 03/16/81
Occupation: College Student
University: Cal Poly University, SLO
Major: Eletrical Engineering
Year: Third
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA
Please: Buy me stuff
Television: Simpsons, Family Guy, The State, Jackass, Mr. Show
Movies: Caddyshack, Snatch, Braveheart, Mallrats, Predator, Any other movie that is better than Predator 2 (worst movie ever), Soccer Dog: The Movie (the book sucked!)
Bands: Pennywise, AFI, Tool, Deftones, Incubus, Sublime, Brittney Spears (she is such a good musician)
Alcohol: Guiness Stout, Heineken, Samuel Adams Double Bock, Johnny Walker Red/Black/Blue Scotch
Words: Jankey, Booty-who, Clarence (said in old asian man accent)
Quotes: "Awwwww yeahhhhh, $240 dollars worth of puddin'" - "What the shit!"
Number System: Hexadecimal (Octal can go fuck itself)
Color / Black
Flavor / Blueberry
Aura / Gold
Evangelion / Misato (fuckin Pen Pen was 4th..... FUCK THAT!)
Escaflowne / Millerna (I still havent seen the series in its entireity yet)
Bastard / 40%
The 14th Angel Productions
Lazily designed by Zeruel
##<-- Friday, July 27 -->##
[1]% {11:40 a.m.}
It is done.
Enjoy.
##<-- Thursday, July 26 -->##
[1]% {08:52 p.m.}
Yeah, I added most of the stuff. The template's all messed up, I know. It's because I gotta add a couple codes. But the thing is, that our internet is fucking slower than fuck right now, and it's just too big of a pain in the ass. So, I'm just gonna hold out until tomorow. Or tonight, if the fucking intenet quits being so friggin' lame.
I'll also fix up your guestbook, and customize that counter.
##<-- Wednesday, July 25 -->##
[1]% {07:19 p.m.}
MATT!!! READ ALL OF THIS!
Well then. This is pretty much complete. I just archived all of the pervious posts, so now your Archives work. Fantastic.
Hey, do you see what just happened? How it skipped a line? Yeah, well pitas doesn't do that automatically, like Blogger. You can skip as many lines as you want, but it won't do it. The reason: because it goes completely by HTML. So, if you wanna skip a line like that, you're gonna have to do the "[p]" code. Except with the right brackets. You know what I'm talkin about.
Moving on...
You need to get a guestbook. I suggest these two places:
Guestbook.nu - This is the more complicated one. But, it's layouts look cool. I would definitely have to code this one for you. But that's no problem. Also, with this guestbook you can reply. It's like mine.
Dreambook - This one's real easy. But, the layouts don't look as good.
So anyways, you gotta pick a guestbook, alright? Sign up and whatnot.
Moving on...You need to get a counter. Here's a good place I just found out about: Here. Sign up, and lemme know when you get it.
Alright, you see all the stuff on the sides? Yeah, that's just me begining it for you. You gotta mail me all that info.
The "weblog links" is obviously links to other weblogs. Do you know anymore? I dunno. But I linked me and karl. If you read any of the weblogs that I have linked, you should link them. They're all nice people, and would gladly link you back. Well, most of em.
The "Matt is" section is what you are. Fuckin duh. I am suggesting you use all the stuff I already left right there, plus anything you want to put up. Think of funny shit. You know. Anything about you. When you send the email, just list all that shit.
The "Tests" is all the different tests you can take. I am suggesting that you take those 6 already there. It makes weblogs funner. You can also take any other tests you want. The Spark has a lot of tests. All of the tests listed on Erant have links to them. Take them, and lemme know your results.
The "great links" is obviously all cool links you like. So, list all of your friend's sites and whatnot. Plus, any other places you like to go.
"Cliques and Webrings" are all of the things you've joined. I dunno if you know of any other ones you wanna join...but there are a lot of weblog cliques and webrings. And those 'll get you hits. Lemme know if you want some suggestions to join.
And I guess that's it. DO NOT TRY TO EDIT THE CODE. Please. It took me quite a bit of time to code all this shit, and I don't want it fucked up. So just email me all of this info. It'll take a while to write, but that's fine. This thing sure took a while to write.
One more thing...Have you noticed how all links open up new browsers? Well, that's because of how I'm writing this. When I want to link something, I put a ' target="_blank" ' in the 'a href' tag. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. And I would have to say that you DEFINITELY want to link anyone if you're talking to them, or about them. I really hate it when people don't, cause it's like they're saying "I'm talking to you. And I like your site. But I don't want other people to go to your site!" Fuckers.
Anyways, I guess that's it. You got some stuff to do. Signing up for shit, getting me that email with all that info...get awn it!
Enjoy the layout, my friend. Peace izzy.
ALL OF IT!
