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Age: 20
Birthday: 03/16/81
Occupation: College Student
University: Cal Poly University, SLO
Major: Eletrical Engineering
Year: Third
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA
Television: Simpsons, Family Guy, The State, Jackass, Mr. Show
Movies: Caddyshack, Snatch, Braveheart, Mallrats, Predator, Any other movie that is better than Predator 2 (worst movie ever), Soccer Dog: The Movie (the book sucked!)
Bands: Pennywise, AFI, Tool, Deftones, Incubus, Sublime, Led Zeppelin
Alcohol: Guiness Stout, Heineken, Samuel Adams Double Bock, Johnny Walker Red/Black/Blue Scotch
Words: Jankey, Booty-who, Clarence (said in old asian man accent)
Quotes: "Awwwww yeahhhhh, $240 dollars worth of puddin'" - "What the shit!"
Number System: Hexadecimal (Octal can go fuck itself)
Hates: Cats and their fuckin attitudes - Damn Dirty Bugs!
Cities on my shit list: Los Angeles, Baltimore
What the Nun is Looking at: The Longest Boy Cock on the Net!
Worst Animal Ever: Manatees
Worst Band Ever: Tie between Limp Bizkit and the carzy bum who sings in front of Albertsons
Color / Black
Flavor / Blueberry
Aura / Gold
Evangelion / Misato (fuckin Pen Pen was 4th..... FUCK THAT!)
Escaflowne / Millerna (I still havent seen the series in its entireity yet)
Bastard / 40%
How Stuff Works.com
Haggerty Communications Group
Wickedland.com
The Rapper-dentist!
AFI's Official Website
Punk Music.com
Pennywise's Official Site
Tool's Official Website
Bonsai Kittens!!
(its a joke, they arent serious)
Pictures of our Spring Break road trip
The 14th Angel Productions
Lazily designed by Zeruel
##<-- Tuesday, September 25, 2001 -->##
[1]% {02:22 p.m.}
Well I am back from work at the Ford dealership. I had to get up at the prime wake up time of 7:10 AM! WOO HOO!!! I got to drive a couple really cool cars too. One was a $60,000 Lincoln Town-car with leather and power everything. It was a thing of beauty. Another was a mini-bus, kinda like the shuttles car rental companies have at the airport. So those two were pretty bad-ass, but BY FAR the coolest car I got to drive was a brand new 2001 Police Interceptor Crown Victoria. The SLO county sheriff had just bought it and were having it checked out by our "Ford Certified SAE Mechanics" hahaha. But the main point of the story is the thing fucking HAULS ASS. I was only driving it around the parking lot, but when you hit the gas, the thing throws you into your seat. It was excellent.
I also found out they have a power washer there, so I took full advantage of it and washed my own car... while I was on the clock. It too was excellent. hahah
The first day of school was yesterday, and my classes seem like they will be pretty cool. My EE class is FULL of dirty dirty scoops (kinda like hungry hungry hippos except they are hungry for magic cards) with their long scroungy hair and scrub beards. My ME class was pretty cool, its actually the same teacher as Danny has, like any of you care. But there are about 7 or 8 people I know in the class and a couple of fine ladies, so I will be having fun in there. My EE lab is all male, but I wasnt expecting any less than that to be honest. If there is more than one female in any EE class, us EE guys get figity, wondering if we are in the right class or not... hehehe... today is my Bio for Engineers class, so that should be at least semi-entertaining: Some scmuck teacher trying to pack all the excitement of a 5 unit bio class into a 2 unit class. hahahah.
The really shitty thing about yesterday was I went to go pick up my financial aid check, and found out that the financial aid office screwed up my paperwork, and now i have to re-turn it all in again. Its gonna be like a month and a half before I get my money, so It looks like matt is gonna be poor as SHIT until then. I really hope I get that money sooner than a month and a half though, cus I hate having to borrow money from my parents, which I might have to do if I dont get the check by the time october rent is due.
Anyways, now that Reins has made an awesome new layout (by the way... I like it a lot... well done) almost everyone on my blog list (with the exception of Neal, who still seems to be puzzled with the concept of linking people... hehehehe) has changed their blog layouts but me... I think it might be time to do a little scooping it up this weekend and make a bew blog layout. It wont be nearly as good as the one danny made for me. In fact, it will probably be extremely shitty, but I gotta cut the embilical cord sometime right? I am also going to try to get off my ass and get Scoopfest.com up and running... I have the main page pretty well designed, but the other stuff and comments will probably take a little longer.
Ok, thats all for Matty, I need to get my shit ready for class and whatnot... talk to everyone later
Matt's Suggested CD:
Pennybridge Pioneers by Millencollin
Sweedish Punk rockers! Hot shit boyeeee
##<-- Monday, September 24, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:08 p.m.}
I am going to do a full post tommorrow after I get back from work, but I did want to mention the fact that I randomly went to neal's weblog which he never posts on, but I happened to be visitor number 666... check out the screen-shot... and Long Live The Beast!
##<-- Sunday, September 23, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:17 p.m.}
Well I am not dead, if anyone was wondering... I havent been posting lately, but I have a good excuse! I promise!!
Well, starting last thursday, I got myself a sweet sweet job at Perry Ford in San Luis Obispo as an "expediter". Basically, I work in the service department and do whatever is needed. Some would call us the "lot bitches", but I dont care cus its fun as hell. I havent done good old fashioned blue collar labor in a while. And I have cool perks in that I get to drive a lot of really awesome cars. On friday I got to drive a couple Mustang GTs and a tricked out Mitsubishi Eclipse. Then on Saturday I got to drive this BIG ASS F-450 Diesel contractors truck around town for like 30 minutes or so. I Drove over to some of my friends's houses and showed off my "rig". hahaha. So yeah, thats where I have been during the day the last couple of days, and as far as the night, you have to look no farther than my post from last night to see what I have been doing :)
School starts tommorrow for Cal Poly, and I am actually excited... I havent seen a lot of people in a while and am getting kinda bored of just sitting around at home picking my nose and watching my nuts shrink (Name the adam sandler skit thats from and I will give you five dollars offer not valid). I am going ot be pretty busy but I will try and keep up with my posting.
Danny found us some tickets to the sold-out AFI show on October 30th in San Francisco which was fucking BOMB-ASS! I couldnt believe that shit. What is cool is that I get to go see AFI on the 30th and Tool on the 31st. To mark the occasion, I am going to let my hair grow out until then and get it spiked/dyed. Itll be rad.
NewLayouts!! Well done ladies!! This reporter is impressed.
Death to Geocities!! Congratulations on escaping its evil grasp.
On a side note, I have seen all the guestbook entries that I havent yet replied to, but I cant remember my password to get into Gbook.nu, so until I find it I cant reply. But im not ignoring your signings! I promise! hahah
Well that is all out of me... Time to put my pile of laundry away... **mutters to himself** Matthew! You've got to stop being so lazy!
Matt's Suggested CD:
Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin
Good CD eh!
##<-- Sunday, September 23, 2001 -->##
[1]% {01:44 a.m.}
OK, since dannysa' drunk profane bvabbling s are so funny6, I am going to try and do a faded level three p[os[ting (e-rant), but I font htink I am thant faded at the hamommeneyt. Well, maybe I am. I dont fuckin know. ALlsl i knowd is that ai am typing tioo fuckin g fgood to be faded level 3. Fuck that shiznat. I drank a
entine 40 of Old English MATL Liquor, and about 4otor five coors lights. Wow. that last sentence was really gbad, I should do htihs aomore often.....hehahaheha...... anyways, i amd goingn to go to befd now, matts tired. I iwlll post apa big bpost telling where I haveb bene the last two tdays tomoorrrsow. This not erasing thypos is interesting. Some were really bad that I had to replaceo ro you wouldnt get wqhart wthe hsafuck I was sdaying. shit.. that was bada, BEDTIME FOR MEATA
##<-- Thursday, September 20, 2001 -->##
[1]% {02:16 p.m.}
Yesterday was bodacious dude!! (80s term, heads up!) Me and a few of my collegues went out to Oceano Dunes with a truck and a wake-skate. For those of you who dont know what that is, picture a wakeboard with no bindings or fins and grip tape. Anyways, we took it out to the dunes and "dune-boarded" for a while. It was excellent. Basically, you stand on top of the board and try to ride it down the entire dune (some of these dunes are a good two stories tall). After doing that for a while, I got kinda bored and decided to run to the edge of the dune and jump. It was so crazy cus all of a sudden the ground just drops out from underneath you... Makes you feel like you are flying and the best part is it doesnt hurt when you land cus its all sand... good stuff
anyways, on to the blog replies:
Im glad you're feeling better. Somehow, dont ask me how, but somehow, listening to AFI while depressed actually puts you in a better mood. At least thats the case with me.
It works out to about 10 dollars an hour, and all I gotta say is its the best 80 bucks I ever spent. hahahah. And you better watch out, you lead pipe is no match for my screwdriver (it matches my pants) and your italian accent is no match for my EL CAJON accent! Watchu want mang??
Wow... I think you are one of the few, the proud, those who have not seen American Pie (I havent seen A.P.2). I salute you! hahah
What the fuck!! You need to go wolfie-berzerk and slash this character thats stealing your art's throat... Danny and I can help... hes got a knife, and I can write a really MEAN letter. hahahah
Damn you didnt look all that faded last night... I guess you just got alcoholic skills. hehehe
Thats my "Post du jour" (I took french for 3 years and have about the vocabulary of a french 3 year old) talk to everyone later
Matt's Suggested CD:
II by Led Zeppelin
Its Led Zeppelin, enough said
##<-- Wednesday, September 19, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:33 a.m.}
I'm tellin you I gotta take a week off more often... this is excellent. Yesterday I drove about 20 minutes to civilization and Wal-Mart/K-Mart, where I proceeded to go on a spending spree. I bought a bookshelf, a VCR, a pair of black dickies, and other assorted items. I still have to buy some new shoes and a BBQ, which I might go and do today. In any case, I just got $318 of my $400 deposit for my old apartment back today, I got financial aid coming monday, and I had mad money saved up from summer, so I am officially LOADED. Yeah, so that is that... Yesterday I watched Tank-Girl on comedy central for about 15 minutes before I realized that it was the second worst movie I had ever seen, right behind Soccer Dog - The Movie. Nothing else exciting in this neck of the woods. Untill tonight that is... All the WOW leaders are done early tonight, so we are all gonna get drunk and shit. I'll get to see some of the people I havent seen in a while... speaking of which, where did Lesley go? She hasnt posted on her weblog (read: my guestbook) in a while.
I dont think even the advertising people at Dr. Pepper could pitch their product better than you did. :) HAHAHA
Weak Sauce! 4 Broken Fingers?!? No Music?!?! ARRRRRR *tosses a vial of morphine your way* Take this... HAHA... I hope your hand heals soon so you can get back on track to becomming Vanessa Mae!
Housewifes riding bikes - HAHAHA... whats with every pervert on the internet's obsession with housewifes???
Thats all folks... short post today, cus there aint much to talk about...
Matt's suggested CD:
Ramones Mania by The Ramones
Who started it all? Was it... the sex pistols and the velvet undergrounf in london... was it... the ramones in New York.... WHO CARES! Its Punk Rock music, and I know one thing, In america we did it harder, goddammit we did it faster, and we did it with more LOVE baby!!! YEAH!! -- the punk rock guy in SLC Punk
##<-- Monday, September 17, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:12 p.m.}
OK, so This past weekend and today have been quite eventful. As you all know (or dont know.. hahaha...) I moved out of San Diego, my home for 18 years and the past three summers back up to San Luis Obispo, my home for the past 2 years. 18 + 2 = 20 for all you math majors (neal?!). hehehe. Anyways, I am going to spare you all the innane details of my weekend and sum it all up in one paragraph.
Good Luck on that test there. . . Is this URL gonna be the new permanent home of your blog? took me a while to find you again... heheh
Dancing Queen!!! HAHAHA.... I havent heard that song in a long time. Not that thats a bad thing.... The more time that goes by without my hearing that song the better.
You should be careful you dont burn yourself out on Dr. Pepper... I used to like pepsi more than coke, then I came to Cal Poly for my freshman year two years ago. All they gave us was pepsi and pepsi related products for soda, and now, to this day, pepsi tastes like bottled battery acid to me. Just a few words of advice from a fellow caffeine-junky... hahaha... by the way, since you are a very qualified Dr Pepper drinker, what are your thoughts on Mr. Pibb? My friend likes it better than dr. Pepper, but I think Dr. Pepper could kick Mr. Pibbs ass and take his wallet... :)
My favorite part about Dude, Wheres My Car (other than the superb acting and excellent plot... heheh) was all the subtle advertisements all over that thing. When that one guy (Aston Kucher?!?) wakes up and his headboard is covered with a bunch of well placed easy to read stickers for various magazines/companies...Funny stuff...
HAHAHA!!! Wiccan Cowboy!!!
In the words of James Hetfield (metallica) Music...Good, Napster... BAD!!!! HAHAHAH I love that cartoon... its excellent...
OHHHH... pretty layout. But who is this Vanessa Mae character? I havent heard of her.
WHEW!!! AFI is NOT STUCK in Japan anymore. I was getting a little worried there. Luckily the tour is still on and Danny and I (and Neal if he is up for it) can go see em in Ventura and in San Francisco on the day before Halloween!!!
Thank the sweet lord I am finally done with all the replies!! Thank you jebus!! now for some other news:
A couple of quite interesting search engine queries:
I havent kept everyone abrest of my hit count results in quite a while, so here goes:
First Place -- Zeruel
By the end of this week I should have my actual website Scoopfest.com up and running. I just put Photoshop on my computer and I have nothing but time to make it. Look for that to be up in the next few days....
I do believe that is it folks... amazingly.... thats what I get for not posting for a few days... SUCK
Matt's Recommended CD:
Warning by Green Day
Well, I know its not really punk anymore, and its crap compared to Dookie and Insomniac, but if you take it for what it is, and dont try to compare it to what they have done, its a pretty decent album. Me likey
I drove up on saturday morning after about the best last day at home a fella could ask for. I got to hang out with 3 of my best friends, smoke some sheesha, and buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the movie (Yeah, it loses its novelty after about 30 minutes or so, but its still quite comical to see the "turtles" doing all the stuff teenager in 1990 would have done, and seeing them being bossed around by a giant rat)... what could be better. So Saturday I pile into the old Bronco II (my car) and drive up the 350 miles or so it is from SD to SLO. My only complaint was the fact that we drove through Corona, CA. For those who dont know, Corona is the official arm-pit of the united states. There is no worse town in the nation. I suppose if you are white-trash or are really into cocaine then its the place to be though... Anyways, I made it up here, had some fun seeing old friends and shit on the weekend. Today, WOW began here at Cal Poly. Its a pretty cool program, they put all the incoming freshmen into groups of about 15 people or so and have upper classmen lead them around town and do shit with them to kind of get them acquainted with the town and the other people in their group. If you have a cool group its a good way to make friends, but if you have a bad group/leader, it is the absolute worst experience ever. Danny is actually a leader for the second year in a row... he would be an example of a cool leader, my group when I did wow was pretty much mediocre... I really dont talk to people in my group at all. Im sure you all are jus triveted by this witty and insiteful commentary on WOW, but what the fuck ever, its my blog and i'll waste the space how and when I choose... you bunch of Ass-Triqs!! hahaha Anyways, today I finished unpacking evrything in my room and tommorrow am gonna make my way over to Wal-Mart to buy a bunch of odd items, and price VCRs and BBQ, both of which I am planning on buying. Ok, now on to lots of social blog replies....
Asshole Motorcyclist
Woman Being Extremely Tickle Tortured -- HAHAHA!!! Are they serious? Who the fuck gets turned on by this kind of sick shit... what-the-fuck-ever!
Groin Kicking Stories -- Once again... What-the-fuck-ever!!! Bunch of wackjobs on the internet
Second Place -- Gen-chan
Third Place -- Elle
##<-- Monday, September 17, 2001 -->##
[1]% {07:40 p.m.}
YAY! I am back up here in SLO and just hooked up my internet... I have a lot of replies to do, but I dont have the time right now... I have to pick up my friend from work and unpack more... But I promise a BIG post is coming
##<-- Thursday, September 13, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:11 a.m.}
Well, its been a while since my last post... I decided to hold off on the blogging for a little while out of respect for the victims and families of the attack. I still dont feel like I should be sharing the innane details of my life yet, but here goes:
I am counting down the days until I can go back up to good ol' San Luis Obispo... leaving this saturday morning.
Neal, I think its quite honorable that you are so willing to enlist and serve your country. However, I dont think that enlisting(for me to get drafted as a 20 year old 3rd year electrical engineering student will require a lengthy war) in the military will be the best way I can serve my country. My prowess is not in shooting weapons or attacking people (as I think I have shown many a time), but rather of an intellectual nature. Thats my opinion on the subject. As for my opinion on us going to war. I think that retribution needs to be gained by Bush and he needs to do it quickly, while citizens are still rallying behind him. My worst fear is that nuclear weapons are used and shit gets escalated. Pakistan is standing behind Afghanistan and as we know, Pakistan has nuclear capabilities. If Pakistan gets involved against the US/NATO this has the possibility of escalating into a full on World War 3. That is my worst nightmare.
anyways, I dont think I can say any more than what I have already said on the subject, and I really dont care to say anything else for the time being. On to some other stuff...
I have been getting hits from God Called in Sick Today (good AFI song!!) and from Blogzilla!!... I am actually linked atHastey.com.... hello everyone! I look forward to reading your blogs
Got a couple of interesting search engine queries:
Karl Fucker Interesting... scary... you make the call
OK, I have a stack of papers about a foot and a half high that i have to finish by today so I can give a report on RF radiation on my last day to my boss, so I wont be posting for a while, nor will I be on AIM for long periods of time as I usually do most days. Talk to everyone later...
Matt's Suggested CD:
Wonders of the World by The Long Beach Dub All Stars
This is their new CD, and although it doesnt hold a candle to their first cd Right Back, its still a pretty decent cd if you like Dub reggae, which I do. heheh
Homie der clown download simpsons Are they german or something... and homie the clown was on in living color... good show
Lonely Housewives riiiiiiiight
Incubus Sucks YOU suck, go find yourself a lonely housewife!!
##<-- Tuesday, September 11, 2001 -->##
[1]% {02:36 p.m.}
Being unable to control your fate is a terrible feeling. With today's acts of terrorism in New York and Washington DC, I have some very mixed emotions that I think I have to share. I feel a sense of utter disbelief that this is actually real. Over 10,000 people were killed/injured today for no other reason than they were american citizens... I feel an immense hatred towards the cowards who did this and now are unwilling to claim responsibility and the consequences of their actions... I feel very scared that President Bush will go off his rocker and use nuclear weapons for retaliation in much the same way Truman used nuclear weapons as retaliation after Pearl Harbor... All these are major concerns, but most of all, I feel complete helplessness. If these terrorists could do this to one of the most protected places in the united states, if not the world, then what is stopping them from doing anything to one of the lesser protected cities in the US, such as San Diego. Thoughts such as these are spinning around in my head as I sit here and listen to the radio reports of the carnage. I'm sorry my post today isnt very cheerful or funny, but I needed to get this off my chest.
##<-- Monday, September 10, 2001 -->##
[1]% {03:10 p.m.}
Some funny Search Engine queries:
Marine Corps Sucks
British Housewiveswhy did they specify british?!
Brandon Boyd Incubus Gayriiiiiight
Model Matt JankeyIs that an order to me or is there an actual model named matt jankey!? HAHAHA
##<-- Monday, September 10, 2001 -->##
[1]% {11:59 a.m.}
I dont know if any of you read The Onion, but this article is friggin hillarious.
##<-- Monday, September 10, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:32 a.m.}
Finally, my last week in San Diego has arrived! Yay! This was a fun weekend.
Danny came down from SLO. He'll go into detail on most of it, but some of the highlights for me included:
I dont remember if I made a comment on it before, but excellent new layout. Its not really a surprise to me that I might have forgotten cus my memory is pretty well shot. Thats what happens when someone switches your coke with ajax. I was doing a couple lines and halfway through my third one I realized my nose was feeling lemon fresh. hahaha. Just kidding, I dont do coke, nor am I a coke-head. By the way, you gotta let me know when the next Formula One race is. I thought there was one this sunday but either speedvision didnt show it, or there wasnt one.
Sweet shit Neal (notice the lack of linkage to your page)!!! That was the single most pointless post you have ever done and quite possibly the most pointless post in the history of the internet. Your life is as insignificant as one of the hairs on my ass, and you smell like one of them too. Your breath smells of elderberries and your face looks like it got hit by the ugly mack-truck. Your sister is hot and you drive a mini-van. Oh, one final thing, go get a big slam bottle, ya friggin junkie! Once a J.o.J., always a J.o.J.
Man, that was fun, you need to invite people to make fun of you more often. I would invite everyone to make fun of me, but you pretty much do enough of that for everyone.
Parasiteology?!?!. No thank you! Im glad there are people who like that kind of stuff, cus if the world were filled with pussers like myself and Danny when it comes to bugs, all bugs/parasites would be extinct. hahaha.
You should be careful with that memory you have. With the powers you possess you could be doing the jedi mind trick on people, convincing them they already put the soda in the fridge... hehehe
Anyways, time to finish the work I left from last saturday (yeah, thats right, I had to work last saturday... it was awesome DUDE!)
Matt's Suggested CD
Dreamland by Robert Miles
Some good relaxing trance music... I likes
1. Smoking Sheesha at the Zodiac Cafe and laughing at all the "cool guys" with their lifted trucks their parents bought for them and their hats down over their eyebrows.
2. Ordering a coke & pepsi really sauve like at dennys when I really wanted to order a roy rogers. Itll probably haunt me for a couple years until danny forgets about it with his horrible horrible memory... hahahah...
3. Going to the swap meet and getting a pair of "Ghetto Slippers" (for those of you who dont know what they are, see the beginning of Friday, Ice Cube is wearing them).
Anyways, I am going to cash my paycheck today and go on a mad spending spree. Gonna buy Snatch and The Big Lebowski on DVD, a Mountian Bike, and a strand of those rope lights for our sweet sweet porch. Then tommorrow I am gonna buy The new Long Beach Dub All Stars CD. There will probably be other things I will buy, but I am not aware of them at the moment.
##<-- Friday, September 7, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:04 a.m.}
Not much to talk about other than I am FUCKING TIRED and if I dont get some coffee/caffeine soon I am going to fall asleep narcolepsy style! Anyways, I got a bunch of e-mails from people (noteably Lesley and Karl) of pictures of MAD SCOOP people. www.scoopfest.com is going to be frigging rad once i get it up and running.
Oh yeah, I heard that Triumph the insult dog from the Conan O'Brien Show was on the MTV video awards last night. Makes me wish I watched the show... almost.
New Layouts!! Well done ladies! I likes!
This OMNIMIND will surely destroy us all! Dreaming that you are going to wake up would be the untimate use of your OMNIMIND, and would most likely start a neverending spiral of consciousness and dream. So convoluted, in fact, that it will reach a point where you will be constantly in a state of limbo, not sleeping, not dreaming, but not awake either... The concept is too frightening for my feeble MULTI-MIND to comprehend
OK, time to do some work, if i can manage to stay awake
##<-- Thursday, September 6, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:33 a.m.}
Only about 10 days till I get to go back up to SLO... I'm counting down the days, shits gonna be rad. For lunch yesterday I got me one of them sweet sweet San Diego Carne Asada Burritos from El Azteca. Good lord, I am going ot miss those a lot. If there is only one thing San Diego is good for (which there isnt, its a dope city) it is quality Mexican Food. Anyways, after I got off work, I ate dinner and then it was "bored time". Now I know Neal is like me in that when we get bored we start buying stuff. That wouldnt normally be a problem, but when you are bored as much as I am down here you start to spend a lot of money. Anyways, to try and stave off buying stuff, I went into the garage and packed up some of my old stuff. I found the box I had stored all my Track and Field medals and awards. It was cool to look at all the stuff and reminisce how fun Track was... back when I was athletic... hehehe... Anyways, So after that time actually slowed down enough that it started going backwards, so I was pretty much forced to go out and buy stuff. I went to target to look at DVDs and stuff, but I got dragged over to the car section, where i bought a steering wheel cover and a cell phone holder. Also, there were these cool rope-lights that I am going to buy for our condo porch. Its gonna be cool. Anyways, after that, I got home and Shannon called me and we went to some coffee house out in fancy La Jolla, then we walked around for a while taking in the really expensive cars and high-strung people. On the expensive cars, I saw a metallic blue convertable Audi TT roadster, one of my dream cars. I almost lost it right there and started making love to the tail pipe, but I held off. hahaha. Just for clarification, my absolute favorite car of all time is a 1995 Ford Bronco all tricked out in off-road gear like the U.S. Border Patrol uses. Although the TT is either tied for first with it, or a very close second; followed by a Subaru Imreza RX in full Rally Gear or an Audi S4.
Eventually they'll give you the full uniform... hehehe
Neal, I would love to see your Previ ram anything without completely disintegrating. hahaha
glad you enjoy my posts, thanks for making the damn thing... hahaha... Anyways, good work on the not smoking a lot AND not drinking yesterday... I am thoroughly impressed... Look out ladies (Janeanne?!), here comes Danny!
Shit! MGS2 comes out on November 13th?!!? Neal, I think a road trip up to SLO is in order on November 14th. And fuck, if danny is buying a PS2, I am gonna have to brush up on my Metal Gear Skills, maybe replay the game or some shit...
On a side not, I was reading on some punk website that NOFX and RANCID are going to be doing a cd where they cover each other's songs... I cant wait to hear that shit. Also, Danny, NOFX is playing at the Smoke-out Tour on October 5th at the Blockbuster Pavillion in LA. We gotta go.
Thats all folks!
##<-- Wednesday, September 5, 2001 -->##
[1]% {05:00 p.m.}
This is a quick post:
I am beginning work on my actual website www.scoopfest.com (i didnt link it because its not up yet), and I need pictures of truly scoop people. What I would really like is a picture of one of those guys who dress like Star Trek Characters at Comic Conventions and shit and really get into the part... that would be great... anyways, if anyone knows a site where they have this, or have a picture I could use, please E-Mail me. Thanks
##<-- Wednesday, September 5, 2001 -->##
[1]% {03:12 p.m.}
Just a few blog replies I didnt do earlier since I am ahead of schedule here at work...
4 posts in one hour... way to go chief... By the way, I noticed a spelling error in one of your paragraphs which demands a punch in the face, and I believe that calling me gay would be an attack on my HETEROSEXUALITY, not my homosexuality. But hey, I wasnt the one who was a journalism major... hehehehe
Reason number 973 why high school blows... I remember those piece of crap planners. They gave em to us in middle school. Anyways, moral of the story, Middle School is complete shit, high school blows, long live college!!!
##<-- Wednesday, September 5, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:43 a.m.}
Being at work with no boss is the coolest thing ever. . . So anyways, here is what happened to me yesterday. I worked until about 4:30, then went to pick up a chair that I am bringing up with me to CP from my mom's office. I then went home, and ate dinner. After dinner I went skating. Landed a couple things, nothing big, I went running after that, then I sat down and watched Scarface. I love that movie, from now on I am gonna call people *cuban accent*Fuckin' Cock-a-roaches*/cuban accent*... Anyways, as I was about to go to bed, I went to roll up the windows to my car and my neighbor was outside, so since he loves to talk he started talking... then, out of NOWHERE, a Pollock comes and shoots him in the head, then shoots himself in the head... HAHAHAHAHA That one was for you, you fuckin cock-a-roach!
I think the Blair Witch got cattle prodded, or got her car confiscated, by the crooked ass La Jolla Indians. HEHEHEHE
Nice new layout... Gotta keep em guessin'! Well done.
OK, I got shit to do today, so blogging will have to wait...
Matt's Suggested CD:
Toxicity by System of a Down
This CD just came out yesterday and it kicks ass if you are into the style of music. Somehow they combine punk and metal into some wierd fusion-rock type thing. Whatever... Its a good CD
##<-- Tuesday, September 4, 2001 -->##
[1]% {11:49 a.m.}
HELL YEAH!!! Guess who just dropped his 7am Materials Engineering class and picked up a sweet 1pm Dynamics class! Awwwwww, yeahhhhhhh..... now the only blemish on my schedule is the 6-10 pm Poly-Sci Class, but what the fuck ever... Im sure mr Gin n' Tonic in a flask will help me get through that monstrosity. hehehehe
##<-- Tuesday, September 4, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:45 a.m.}
(Prepare for the longest post ever)
Well, I am back on the internet after the Camping adventure this weekend. It was a fun-filled weekend filled with fun. hahaha. Here are some of the highlights:
FRIDAY
People went out to the camp site about 5 pm to kind of get everything settled and ready to go. Adam and I left about 9pm or so to head out there. All we had were some sketchy directions. The original plan was for the people who were out there to call us and give us specific directions to the camp-site. But luckily, the campsite has zero reception for cell-phones, so adam and I had to use our direction finding skills, and the fact that we are studs to find the place. We were driving all around in the general area trying to find the place. We went to two campsites and found nothing, after which we said FUCK IT, were going home. As we were driving home, I happened to look to my left and see a bunch of camp-fires, then a sign saying "now entering La Jolla Indian Reservation". I was like Holy Shit, Mutha-Fuckin Yoda and shit, thats the camp site! So we pull into the entrance, and the gouging by the La Jolla Indians began. It was 17 BUCKS to get in per car. So we reluctantly paid and headed in to try and find our group (which was no small feat in of itself). As we were driving around through the campsite, once again, I happened to look to my left and see Danny and Ly's cars, then I saw Schereen, and had officially found the site.
SATURDAY
We got up and generally shot the shit about various topics (see Karl's web log for specifics), ate breakfast and after the meat bees had pissed us off long enough, we went and rented innertubes to go tubing down the river. As I was driving down to the front gate to rent the tubes, one of the security guard Blazers flagged me down and proceeded to inform me that the speed limit is 5 M.P.H., and I was going 10. He went on to tell me that "if he saw me doing it again he would either kick me off the campsite or Confiscate my car!". I was just thinking how that would work. How the fuck do you confiscate someones car. "alright, you were going 5 mph over the speed limit, give us the pink slip!". But since it was an indian reservation, not technically United States territory, and therefore not subject to U.S. Laws, I wasnt gonig ot push the issue because the native americans can do whatever the fuck they want on their own land. The funny thing about the whole place was that they were SUPER-Strict on enforcing all their bullshit rules like no music after 10pm, speeding, etc, but they didnt give a FUCK about minors drinking and people doing drugs and shit. Oh no, thats fine, as long as you arent going 5 mph over the speed limit. hahahaha
Anyways, back to the tubes. Ly and I got back to the camp site with two innertubes and we all made our way to the river. I was just chilling there in an innertube, floating around with a beer in one hand. It was the coolest thing ever. Makes me want to buy an innertube and chill in someone's pool with a nice cold one. Anyways, a couple of us decided to go down the "rapids" in our tubes with beers in our hands. I made it down with no water getting into my beer, but as I got out, I slipped on some of the rocks underneath the water and some of the grungy river water got into my beer. Being stupid/under the influence, I decided to drink the beer with the river water in it. I got another beer and tried it again. And surprise surprise, I fell at the end again and got more river water in my beer and I drank it again. So, long story short, after eating dinner i was feeling like shit. It lasted the entire night and finally I made myself puke, just to get that nasty ass river water out of me. FUCK THAT. I probably have like syphillis and chlamydia from it now. Oh well, one funny thing I about that night was at the campsite below us the crooked ass Security Guards for the tribe showed up and commanded this guy who was causing problems to get into his tent. When he refused, they busted out a cattle prod and zapped the guy. I couldnt believe it. But then again, these were the same people who were going to "confiscate my car". hehehe
SUNDAY
After one of the most uncomfortable nights of sleep in years (in the back of my car and constantly getting woken up really early by ghetto ass people blasting rap), we got up and did more shooting of the shit/playing of Bop It Extreme. This bop-it extreme thing started out with all of us going "who the hell brought that thing, its so annoying" but by the end of the trip we were all having tournaments and shit. Gotta love DOMINATING games meant for children.
The afternoon consisted of going out to the river again and making a world record attempt at a 9-person innertube train going down the rapids. I think we actually did do it a couple of times, but it was sketchy. The best were the 7-person ones cus we friggin nailed those ones. Overall it was quite fun, and one of the highlights for me of the trip. Adam and I had to leave by 6pm so as not to get charged for another night by the stingy La Jolla Indian tribe.
We got home, cleaned up and rented Enemy at the Gates. I remember getting really excited to see this movie when it came out in the theaters, but now that I saw it again, I realized that they seriously cus A LOT of corners. For one thing, all the "russians" have english accents for some reason. And then there is the whole random sex scene. All in all, quite disappointing, cus it has such a rad premise.
HAHAHAHAHA!! Dude, Neal, that was fucking hillarious. I sure am glad you took the time to write down the contents of our "phone call". Good shit. YOU SO FUNNY! But yeah, AOL blows my donkey. If I were a little more web savy I would start an anti-aol web ring, a-la sucks to netscape. But Im not, so I wont. But yeah, AOL is the reason I only post at work... I refuse to use the internet at home cus aol blows so very badly. Also, where is the credit going out to me who called that the Gundam game would suck. Nooch.
I cant believe you are into Formula-1!! Thats so cool. I try and watch F1 whenever Speedvision plays it. In fact, I watched the Belgian Grand Prix yesterday. Luckily that guy only got a concussion, cus that was a nasty crash. Micheal Schumacher completely destroyed everyone else. It was awesome. I would rank F1 as the second best racing series, right behind the GT series. If you ever get the chance to see the GT series, you should totally watch it. The cars that race are basically souped up street cars, A-LA Gran Turismo. Its awesome if you are into cars.
Thats it for me... I think this post is long enough...
Matt's Suggested CD:
Wish you were here by Pink Floyd
I've probably made this my suggested CD before, but every time I listen to it I am blown away. Its awesome.
##<-- Friday, August 31, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:34 a.m.}
I went bowling yesterday... I forgot just how shitty I really am at that stupid game. The first game I played it was a strugle for me to break 50! I am dead serious. Anyways, the second game I doubled my previous score, but still it was a 103, another FANTASTIC score. Then the last game I just said fuck it and rolled the whole thing left handed. I actually got like a 75. Unbelieveable.
Hell Yeah, Black Sails is my favorite AFI CD... Although Art of Drowning is coming up very quickly on the back-stretch.
Well, it was worth a shot for some of that sweet sweet dinner. hehehe
YEAH! So-Cal is the sheezey fo reezey! (with the exception of LA, worst city ever) hahahah You dont want to go to New York, all they teach you over there is how to make pizza and steal wallets. Of course it could be worse, you could be going to Baltimore! Dont even get me started on those sons-ov-bitches!
OK, I am really tired, and now I gotta work the rest of the day, so I am going to get the hell outta here... Not gonna be back on the internet till tuesday morning, maybe I will do one more post before I leave, but thats only if everyone is really good :)
Matt's Suggested CD:
Celebrity by N'Sync
HAHAHAH!! Im not serious, that one was for you, Ria! hahahah
Hell yeah! My boss is gone for the next week, leaving me to work on the projects he gave me at my leisure... luckily I have to be here to answer phones, so I get to come in and leave at the same time as normal. AND i get to come in next saturday to work in order to make up for me taking a day off to go to Warped Tour... thats gonna be RADICAL DUDE!!
Anyways, Today is the big camping trip featuring Danny, Karl, and Schereen among many others. I am excited... this is going to be fun... And from what i can tell, there is a river near this place, and matt likes rivers... this is gonna be dope.
Actually, I found out yesterday that its Jonathan Davis's cousin, so he doesnt have the whole "bmmmmmmmmmm-chakkkkka" Gene.
##<-- Thursday, August 30, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:06 a.m.}
Anesthetics are COOOOOOL .... I just got back from the Dentist to get THREE fillings in my cavity ridden teeth (EVEN THOUGH I brush them like twice a day sometimes thrice a day). Anyways, they numbed up the left side of my mouth for two of the cavities and didnt do SHIT for the other one on the right side (it was a small cavity). So yeah, now If I were Neal, I could hit myself in the face repeatedly and it wouldnt hurt. But luckily, I am MATT, not Neal, and am not interested in hitting myself in the face... But the option is there should I have the hankering to hit myself. hahaha. Anyways, yesterday I went to best buy and bought another CD. I hate it when I get bored cus I buy shit when the majority of the time I should be saving money. But whatever. If I got money *British Punk Rocker Accent* I'm gonna fuckin' spend it*/British punk rocker accent* in the words of the Sex Pistols's Johhny Rotten. Anyways, after that I went and to see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back with my friend Shannon. It was excellent. There are soooo many references to the other Kevin Smith movies. 'Twas Excellent.
You need to turn that frown upside down! And I got just the shit to do that, doobie-snacks! JaSBSB quotes, catch the fever! Anyways, if you are going to be in town tonight give me a call, otherwise ill see you out at wherever it is that we are camping.
Dont get me wrong, I dont like Reading just as much as the next engineer, but there are a few books I like, The Odyssey being one of them. I cant stand Charles Dickens. I swear, whoever came up witht he idea of paying him by the word to write what he wrote needs to be shot. All his books could seriously be 150 pages MAX if he would have just cut the bullshit.
Agreed, High School pretty much blows up until senior year. That year alone makes up for all 3 years of shit. And then after that you get to go to college, which even as a lowly freshman is still better than anything High-School could even imagine to provide. Then once you get to be an upper-classman in college and get to start taking cool classes... Holy SHIT! Life is good. Something for you to look forward to... heheheh... I'm sure Danny will have my back on this one.
BAH! CAT LOVER!! ARRRRRRR Iron Jack Bonney is sharpening his peg leg! hehehe... As far as musicians go, I think Backstreet are far superior to brittney... I mean shit... they have to be good, they played at my middle school back when no one gave a shit about them... heheheh... for the record:POP MUSIC BLOWS!!!
You got any leftovers?!? hehehehe
Neal*Italian stereotype accent* Manatees dont hump the glass... they make love */italian stereotype accent*... In case any of you dont know what this manatee humping hte glass thing is all about, all they have are male manatees in the tank (I used to work at sea world, BTW), and they rub themselves against the glass to "sexually stimulate" themselves... Its really disgusting to see. Yet another reason why manatees are next in line to be Naturally selected. Oh, and dont worry Neal, I'll take up the slack you are leaving behind in not doing every crazy thing we come up with for you to do... hehehehe... But at least we got some good footage on the half-pipe... hehehehe
I am linked on this site... *suave french accent*Bonjour mademoiselle
Thats it for me... You gotta respect the completion
Matt's Suggested CD:
Adema by Adema
This is the cd I bought yesterday, its Jonathan Davis's (lead singer of Korn) little brother or cousin or some shit's band... they arent half bad. If you like the Korn sound, you should check this out
##<-- Wednesday, August 29, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:41 a.m.}
Fuck, Fuck, fuck, fuck to the fuck, fuck to the mutha-fuck, fuck fuck fuck!
HAHAH! What a way to start a post. If anyone doesnt know what thats from you are going to have to go see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Anyways, yesterday I got home from work and ate dinner, then after dinner, got to work on my car stereo. I took out my old stereo and plugged in my JVC that I bought about 4 months ago which promptly broke. I tried my last shot to get the damn thing to work. I re-installed the wiring harness and soddered everything real nice, plugged in the JVC. The thing powered up but was doing hte same thing as before, where no sound comes out of the speakers, but sound will come out of the pre-outs in the back to the sub... Its all very lame. If I really wanted to, I could buy a fancy amp and shit that would use the pre-outs on the back of the deck to power the speakers and it would probably be a fantastic deck, but I really dont want to deal with the thing. I would much rather buy a new one that I have a warrantee on and I am sure is a quality deck. If anyone wants to buy my JVC (its a JVC LX-10 "el Khameleon" with remote and all the paperwork), e-mail me. Ill sell it extremely cheap... I just want it gone. Anyways, after that, I hooked up the tweeter box I made (it looks really nice now that I carpeted it), tested it all out, cleaned up and took my brother to the Home Depot. While I was down there, I went to the wherehouse and bought Roll On by The Living End. Its a rad CD, in fact, check the bottom of the post and you will see that it is today's recommended CD! How EXCITING!!
Oh YEAH! I forgot... I watched Event Horizon over at Adam's place last night... It was so creepy... holy crap. Although through the whole thing I was constantly analyzing the feasability of a gravity drive. I couldnt help it...... Fuckin Scoop
Cats are modern day sirens... straight out of the Odyssey. They lure you in with their cute faces and shit, then BAM! They want something done, or they brush you off like so much dead meat. Cats are selfish EVIL creatures.... I sentence them all to KISS MY ARSE!!
Woo Hoo! Another two more members of my prestigious Shit Schedule Club!!! NnM & GC. You two definitely got screwed, but thats how the school scheduling world is. Take solice in the fact that you arent going to class on wednesdays from 7am till 10pm, with one 4 hour poly-sci class! I can take solice in the fact that I am not in High School anymore :) Hehehehehe
I was completely joking about P-Diddy. I personally think he is a disgrace to actual talented musicians everywhere who make real music and then get it ripped off/masacred by P-Diddy (Robert Plant/Jimmy Page-Kashmir?!?!). I as well prefer rock to any other type of music.
HAHAHAHA!!! The Pollock jokes are BACK!! Awesome! You gotta make a book with all of those jokes. Too bad every one of them has the same fucking ending... hehehehe... good shit. By the way, whats the deal with camping/you coming down here this weekend? is it still on or what?
Way to mispell Manatee, moron. You owe yourself one punch in the face, skip! You and all your personalities should have a Tea-Party in your back yard... "Homo-Erotic Neal" could be the hostess. hehehehe
I am out of here... back to work for matty
Matt's Suggested CD:
Roll On by The Living End
Their Bassist plays stand up bass and they are australian... enough said
##<-- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 -->##
[1]% {04:10 p.m.}
Well today, I accomplished a lot... I actually had enough work to do that I was an hour late to lunch! It was unbelieveable... Anyways, my boss informed me that he needs me to work on September 8th, which is a saturday, and is supremely gay, but I owe him a day of work for taking hte day off to go to Warped Tour, so I will most likely be working that day extremely tired b/c I think that is the weekend Danny and all of us are going to TJ. Should be interesting. Whatever... I also registered for one more class, MATE 210 with Heidersbach, which is cool because it will keep me off of administrative probation and hes a cool teacher, but is gay because its at 7 AM!! I am gonna be so not aware for that class... arrrrr
##<-- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:26 a.m.}
Yesterday was pretty interesting... Work was work... what the fuck ever, I got home and I was expecting to have to go take a "family picture" with the family, but my too good brother couldnt get off work, so all the rest of us were spared. We still went to the mall so my parents could take a picture of themselves. While i was there, I stopped by JC penny to possibly get some dickies, but I walked by the jewelry section, and saw that these nice ass 60-75 dollar watches were 40% off, so I bought one... NOw I'm all high-class with my nice watch. Next step: Monacle! hahahah Anyways, now that I elevated my social stature, there was no place else to go but SOUPLANTATION (or, as dennis put it when he used to work there, SATAN-PLANTATION). Let me tell you, there is nothing classier than a salad buffet place... nothing! I couldnt believe the sheer volume of "healthy food" these people eat. Its only healty if you eat it in moderation... These people would be eating like a salad, but completely DROWNED in Salad Dressing, then like two bowls of chili, and mad muffins and shit... The other cool thing was the people sitting behind us decided to bring their 3 babies/toddlers with them. I cant WAIT till I have kids that scream and yell CONSTANTLY!! Anyways, after that I went home and went on a long run listening to AFI... there is no better CD to work out to than Art of Drowning. Simply Excellent.
You know what would mask your Gentleman Jack n' Coke a little more? A Cigarette... hahaha... *devil voice* Cmon danny, its just one cigarette, smoke some more! MWAHAHAHAH */devil voice* (notice the scoop HTML code like use of voice). By the way, that money you had has officially burned its way right through not only your pocket with record speed, but probably your pant leg and shoe. hahahaha. I know how I got that Longest Boy Cock in the Net referral, you know what i mean Heh Heh Heh... But really why did they specify boy cock... thats just plain redundant... hahahah
Bling Bling! Reinselft's back. What an excellent layout... well done
Dont feel sorry for Nil... Hes a bully! He takes the other kids' lunch money... hehehehe
I actually got the pirate name link from Zeruel, but I forgot to credit him for it.
Bah! Theres no way Geckt is better than P-Diddy! He is the single greatest musician the United States (and the world) has ever seen! Long live P-Diddy! hahahaha
Manatees are such worthless sacks of crap... link courtesy of Lesley
It looks like the only person to read "the longest post in the history of the E-rant" that I posted yesterday was "Mage Archer"... Thanks!
OK, I am out of here... Peace the fug out!
Matt's Suggested CD:
Suffer by Bad Religion
##<-- Monday, August 27, 2001 -->##
[1]% {01:33 p.m.}
Quick little note here to spice up everyone's day... I got a search engine referral for:
The Longest Boy Cock in the Net
Ponder that one for a while... hahahaha
##<-- Monday, August 27, 2001 -->##
[1]% {11:17 a.m.}
Sweet FUCK that was a long entry... my god... if anyone reads the whole thing sign my guestbook and I will post a list or something... hahahaha... you people deserve recognition for your devotion to my worthless posts!
##<-- Monday, August 27, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:44 a.m.}
Well, I am back from the weekend trip up to SLO, it was pretty fun, but towards the end it was starting to get all hostile and shit between some people, most likely due to the fact that wewere cleaning all day and that always puts people in good moods... haha... but anyways, it was excellent. As I am sure you all read Danny's summary of the weekend, I will go into the details of a few of the highlights...
Friday Night
We left San Diego at like 6:30 or so, half an hour late... no big deal... Drove up in justin's nice new car, made q uick stop in ventura to meet up with Neal. From there, I rode in Neal's Van with him, and we had ourselves a Punk-Rock-a-thon on the ride up there. Although I wanted to hear punk rock, I really had no choice, because 95.7% of all of neal's CDs are Punk Rock. I did get to hear the New Blink 182 Cd, I had actually heard it wasnt all that bad. I heard right... if you take it for what it is, pop-"punk", its pretty decent. Much better than Enema of the State, although neither are even in the same TIME-ZONE as Cheshire Cat...Anyways, we left after Justin did from Ventura, and we caught up to them/ passed them doing like 100 in Neal's Toyota Previa Mini-van! It was rad. Although it didnt help him much in racing from our old apartment to the condo, cus danny pretty much worked him every time. Yeah, so anyways, we got into SLO and hung out, but the coolest part, by far, was the PS2 neal brought. Gran Turismo 3 is a rad game, and the Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo just made me "want to dip my balls in it", to quote Louie from "the State". Absolutely beautiful games... both of them...
Saturday
This was "clean the shit hole apartment" day. It was so disgusting... aparently Danny hadnt washed dishes in like 2 weeks or something, so there were bug eggs all over and it pretty much smelled like shit... But after a good amount of cleaning by Erika, the kitchen looked immaculate. The cleaning wasnt all that bad, we had music playing and a lot of people to help. But if they werent there I would seriously still be up there scrubbing the bug-eggs out of the carpet... hehehe... I also got to see the new condo danny Kristina and I will be living in, and it is so awesome... I am amazed at how great this place is. So after seeing Jay and Silent Bob, which I want to see again cus it was so great, we went back to the condo and relaxed. Justin and I had a glass of scotch, but it sucked, cus my stomach is still not cool with scotch from the last time I puked really badly off it. So I had an efficient drink with danny and pugged it first try. Played a little croquet, had a cigar, went with Kristina to Taco bell, and for some reason I was carrying a milk carton the whole time at Taco Bell. At the time it seemed like a good idea to be carrying this carton of milk around, but now that I think about it, it was probably pretty funny to see. Anyways...
Sunday
I woke up with a massive hang-over, so that sucked. But I had shit to do, so I told my body to "suck-it" and pressed on... Well I guess my brain didnt like that too much, so it was all "Oh you want me to suck it, huh bitch? Well how about I make you really hungry and give you a fuckin Headache! Whos the bitch now, bitch!" So to counter that, I huffed some glue and killed a bunch of brain cells. The brain is my bitch! King of the jungle indeed. Anyways, back in reality, I had a headache all the day on sunday. We cleaned a little, and I could tell my friends wanted to go, so we bolted. I gave Adam Erika and Justin each 20 bucks for gas/helping clean so much. On the way back there was probably the WORST traffic I have ever seen in Santa Barbara, which is slowly getting on my shit-list. Luckily they always have cool shows there. Thats the only thing keeping it off "the list". The coolest part of the day was after we ate dinner, we were just kinda chilling around outside, waiting for Erika to get out of the bathroom, so I decided to play with the newspaper dispensier type thing there (its just your standard put a quarter in, get a newspaper thing). So I pulled on the door, it kinda got stuck and then I pushed it back and BAM! Out come two quarters into the change bin. I did it two more times and it spit out two quarters each time... It was so awesome (I realize I am getting all excited about $1.50), anyways, not much else exciting happened on the way back (opposed to all the stuff I just said, which I am sure is keeping you on the edge of your seat).
Since this is a really long post anyways, I might as well go the whole nine yards and do some replies...
My Pirate Name is Iron Jack Bonney (like the restaurant we ate at sunday... bonney), hers the results:
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Well, if this Geckt is cute I will have to take a look... hahaha... I mean WHAT!?! I hate MEN! I LOVE WOMEN!!!
Dude, Neal the MGS2 demo is friggin rad... I am considering replaying MGS1 just to regain what semblance of skills I had, cus I pretty well sucked it up when I played... Must... get... better... By the way, if you notice, I use the good ol' ... VERY frequently, so join the club... we should start a web ring of people who use ... too much... hehehehe...
Hahaha, there are two kinds of Profane Babblings, Completely Piss-Drunk, and Not Completely piss-drunk... Both are amusing! hahaha. By the way
That took me forever to finish because I had work to do... I started at 9:30 and didnt get done till 11:14, stupid "having work to do while I am at work"... Talk to everyone later.
Matt's Suggested CD:
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
*Jedi Mind Trick* You want to trade cars...
i would make a comment on Pulp Fiction, but I cant remember shit about that movie, so rather than comment on that, I'll just focus on mastering my chi... wait... wait... OK, there we go... I just mastered it, didnt take me all that long either. Hell yeah.
