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Name: Matt
Age: 20
Birthday: 03/16/81
Occupation: College Student
University: Cal Poly University, SLO
Major: Eletrical Engineering
Year: Third
Location: San Luis Obispo, CA
Please: Buy me stuff
Television: Simpsons, Family Guy, The State, Jackass, Mr. Show
Movies: Caddyshack, Snatch, Braveheart, Mallrats, Predator, Any other movie that is better than Predator 2 (worst movie ever), Soccer Dog: The Movie (the book sucked!)
Bands: Pennywise, AFI, Tool, Deftones, Incubus, Sublime, Brittney Spears (she is such a good musician)
Alcohol: Guiness Stout, Heineken, Samuel Adams Double Bock, Johnny Walker Red/Black/Blue Scotch
Words: Jankey, Booty-who, Clarence (said in old asian man accent)
Quotes: "Awwwww yeahhhhh, $240 dollars worth of puddin'" - "What the shit!"
Number System: Hexadecimal (Octal can go fuck itself)
Hates: Cats and their fuckin attitudes

Personality / Gaurdian
Color / Black
Flavor / Blueberry
Aura / Gold
Evangelion / Misato (fuckin Pen Pen was 4th..... FUCK THAT!)
Escaflowne / Millerna (I still havent seen the series in its entireity yet)
Bastard / 40%

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##<-- Monday, August 6, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:44 a.m.}

I am going to Archive all these old posts tonight or tommorrow morning, so enjoy em while they are here...

I forgot to update Matt's Suggested CD:

The Art of Drowning by AFI
I just bought this CD yesterday and it is so very excellent. It really shows off AFI's musical talent, and after listening to it I have to move it up one slot on my Best AFI cds list to number 2, right behind Black Sails In the Sunset

##<-- Monday, August 6, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:38 a.m.}

Well yesterday I had a MAJOR headache until about 1 pm, then all of a sudden it dissappeared... You humans are so unpredictable... I think ill stick to logic chips, thank you very much... SCOOP.

Well, yesterday was your standard "dont do shit" Sunday. Except this time, nick is in town, so all of us went over to his house and didnt do shit. hahaha. The cool thing is he was telling us how he is going to buy a 1976 Cadillac El Dorado convertible. I dont know if any of you have seen one of these beasts, but they are friggin BOATS. I dont think I am exaggerating by saying they are 20 feet long and 10 feet wide. Completely unnecesarry, yet extremely cool. All he needs is a cowboy hat and a set of bullhorns on the grill and he can be a Texas Oil Tycoon... hahahha

Today, after work, all of us are gonna try and go to the beach. The only problem with that is that at our usual beach, Torrey Pines, they had a massive sewage spill that was going on for TWO DAYS before they even knew it was happening. So I dont think we are going to go out there. Probably have to go to one of those "Popular" beaches. At least there wont be as many tourists cus its a monday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dude, danny that shit was fucking hillarious. Neal, you are making baby jesus cry! Anyways, Morpheus is friggin awesome huh... Thats what I used to get all those Simpsons, Family Guy, and SNL Skits. Dude, I have been working on this dope ass old skool skate trick. Itll be dope to film once i get it.

By the way, I would pay good money to see you go off on that dumb old lady in KFC. People need to carry shoulder cams on them all the time, just to capture occasions like that (or to watch Engineers fucking!! There are some fuckin wackjobs out there... sweet fuck)

OK, time to go back to work... luckily my guestbook is loading really slow so I cant make comments on Neal's FOUR entries. I love it when it does that duder!

##<-- Sunday, August 5, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:24 a.m.}

Dont worry people, Matt's not dead, I havent posted in a while because I was busy all day yesterday and then when I got home I got this fucking MASSIVE headache.... The kind where it hurts to move your head. It fucking sucked... what really sucks is I still have it although it isnt as bad.

Anyways, yesterday was pretty cool. I had to go help my mom move shit around in her office, which kinda sucked, but I got a free lunch out of it, so I'm not complaining. When I got home, I found out that my friend Nick, is back at his house after his 6 month boot camp stint. So I went over there, shot the shit, he showed me a couple of "Marine Corp patented" leg sweeps and taught me how to kill a man with one swift move. SO I got that goin for me... which is nice. hahahah. Anyways, after a while, one of our friends calls us up and goes "hey, were going down to the auto wrecking yard, we are going to get an engine cus me and this other guy are going to build a dragster"... We were both kinda surprised by that cus this guy couldnt tell and engine from his asshole. He also doesnt know how to weld (which you need to know how to do in order to build something like this), and he drove down there in his brand new acura. I dont know how he planned to get the engine (a) out of the wrecked car, and (b) back to his house in his nice new car. But whatever, people think they can just go out and do stuff like that and itll be easy.

Enough boring car talk... lets see how many replies I can put up before my brain pounds its way out of my head!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LESLEY AND NEAL! Since you two are officially adults now, your opinions are valid! Congratulations :)

Neal, youre a bastard for getting to play GT3, I hate you and your no good dirty face! By the way, nick is itching to "grapple" with you on the ground. But if I were you, I would stick to trying to get me to box you, cus hes got some crazy Marine Corps moves that I dont think LAPD can handle :)

Fuck Yeah, the lain video is up... i'm gonna download it when I get to work on monday. Its a waste of time to try and download it at home on "new AOL 6.0", "the best just got even better"! I only got kicked off twice this time. By the way... nice job on the drunk babbling, quite illegible.

Reean, I feel for you on the whole family BBQ thing. Most of my family, with a few exceptions, are people I wouldnt give the time of day to if they werent related to me. I had to go to a "family reunion" like two summers ago, where all my friggin wacked out cousins and "kin-folk" (gotta love hillbilly words) would be. I basically hung out with my cool uncle and my brother on his boat drinking beer and making fun of all the stupid people that we call family. HAHAHAHA.

OK, my head is really starting to hurt here, so I am going to go sleep or something that requires no thought or movement. Looks like its gonna be watching TV... HAHAHAH

##<-- Saturday, August 4, 2001 -->##
[1]% {12:41 a.m.}

HOOOO HOOOO!!! I just got back from seeing Slightly Stoopid. Man, they were excellent. Seeing them live now makes me firmly believe that they are going to make it big some day. They busted out some of their new shit, which was excellent (Danny, their new cd is coming out soon...), then they did a couple of 7 or 8 minute dubs, which were fucking RAD, and then to top it all off, they played an Easy-E song, and the covered Minor Threat by none other than Minor Threat. It was "hella" rad. The only shitty thing was one of the opening bands. The first one was pretty cool, they were your standard "we play shitty dub reggae, but since its dub reggae it sounds decent" bands. After them, I went and sat down for a while. After a little while the guy who was next to me goes "hey dude, you like that opening band?". After telling him that they were pretty average, he tells me that he knows the band, and that him, that band and Incubus went to the same junior college. In fact, he was in one of the same classes as Brandon Boyd, the lead singer of Incubus. The guy was MAD music scoop (worse than me if you can believe it), but it turns out he works at TGI Fridays, and next time i go in there he said if he was our server we could buy alcohol and drink it with our meal! So I was fuckin stokin about that shit, duder! Anyways, back to the show... The second opening band was this preppy punk band that sounded like all they ever listened to was Fenix TX. I personally dont like that kind of punk music very much at all, but if you take them for what they were, they werent all that bad. After them was quite possibly The Worst Band Ever!!*Trumpets Sound*. Just to save yourself the pain, they were called G13. They were this Rap-Metal band and they FUCKING SUCKED! Words cannot describe their suck level. Holy shit. So anyways, thats the show recap, im sure that reading it has made your saturday morning complete.

Dude, sucks about that party, freshmen in the summer are about as fun as losing your 12th level mage status in Magic cards... and we ALL know how much that sucks!
As far as me coming up on the 24th, I am going to be there for the weekend, help clean up the apartment, move some shit to the new place, drink(Do I still have a 40 of Old E in the fridge?), then head back to "bore-Diego" as you so cleverly put it. hahahha. If I didnt have to get as much money as I can to make up for my massive car debt I am about to take on, I would probably stay up there. But we definitely gotta go see that play and shit.
By the way, thats a nice little illegible drunk profane babbling paragraph you got there :)

I'myour number one hit referer??!?! Holy crap, thats friggin frackin fraggle rockin amazing. How the hell do I refer more hits than Zeruelor Reinselft(neither of whom I should be beating in anything web related). Well whatever, i'll take what I can get, and for right now, "I'm Cock of the Walk!"

I am worth $2,676,150.00. I swear to buddah that I didnt over exagerate on any of the questions (most of which are bullshit to beging with, as danny pointed out), and all I gotta say is it looks like we have ourselves a winner!

Time for bed.... peace and jah love!

##<-- Friday, August 3, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:28 a.m.}

Well, we got to ticketmaster an hour late yesterday, so Erika is getting our tickets today. I really really hope that the show isnt sold out. But what happens happens.

Today, my friend Nick is graduating from the U.S. Marine Corps Boot camp. I seriously dont know how this guy got through it. He is this tall, lankey, goofy guy who hadnt excercised a day in his life before boot camp. But to my surprise, he did finish, and we are all proud of him.

HAHAHA... I'm glad you enjoy my Guestbook, A.K.A. Lesley and Neals weblog :) I actually enjoy reading their posts too. As far as cheering up Zeruel, I dont know if I need to go get him drunk, but definitely gotta do something for the guy.

Well, my bosses came in half an hour late today, which isnt anywhere near their all time record of 2.5 hours late. Ehh, its all good, cus they are cool as hell. But now its time for me to get to work *gasp*. Yep, I am actually going to do work today, instead of being online talking to people all day (although I will probably do that anyways :) )

##<-- Thursday, August 2, 2001 -->##
[1]% {08:04 p.m.}

Do any of you ever get the feeling that life is just trying to push you as far as you will go to see if you will break? Well thats how I am feeling right now. I swear to god, just about everything that isnt major that can go wrong has gone wrong thus far this summer. Fucking A! I believe everything happens for a reason, so hopefully there will be some bright light at the end of all this horse shit.

Ok, I got that out of my system, now for more uplifting stuff :)

Not much happened today, I want to go get my Slightly Stoopid tickets, but adam hasnt called me back, so who knows when I'll get them. I started watching this really WACKY movie called Shakes the Clown. Its about an Alcoholic clown. The whole movie is full of clowns drinking and doing cocaine and smoking and shit... Its frieking me out. Just a week ago I saw It, about Pennywise (fuck yeah) the clown. So suffice it to say, me and clowns arent on good terms at the moment. No good stinkin' bitch tickles.

Hahahaha, I guess we can Share.

Dude, you dont even know about that stupid bitch. She was DEAD SURE that she had called the right number, and with the way this month has been going, it took every ounce of self control I have not to go off on her. So instead I snorted and 8-ball and went off into a crack-high induced rampage on my lunch break.

As far as my favorite AFI songs, I would have to order them as follows: Perfect Fit
A Single Second
The Despair Factor
Total Immortal
Any song off of Black Sails in the Sunset (I really like that album)

I dont think ive heard At a glance, you should put it on track 25 next time you update.

I'm glad you agree with me. Hahahaha. Although I would rank having a bike a close second to having genitals :)

Fuck that, MSN and their stupid interest stories can go to hell. I dont know what the hope to accomplish by that article other than scare mothers into not letting their kids play games.

Well, not much else in the "blog reply" department. I am going to try and get a hold of some people and get my damn ticket! take it easy y'all

Matt's Suggested CD:
So Long and Thanks for all the Shoes by NOFX
(this was the first NOFX Cd I bought and in my opinion, one of the best)

##<-- Thursday, August 2, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:00 a.m.}

HOLY SHIT! People are idiots! This dumb lady who was pissed about something called here, and goes "This is Washington Mutual Home Loans, I need to speak to Dave please" Since no one named dave works here, I go "im sorry, no one named dave works here, I think you have the wrong number" in my real polite work voice. So this lady goes "No, Im sure this is the right number, just go ahead and look up the file number in your little computer there" really demeaningly (? is that a word ?) So now I go into asshole mode and start getting talking really loud and forcefull at her. "NO ONE NAMED DAVE WORKS HERE, I CANT "LOOK IIT UP ON MY COMPUTER" BECAUSE WE ARE AN ENGINEERING FIRM, NOT A WASHINGOTN MUTUAL".... after about 5 minutes of her "Being sure this was the right number", and ordering me around and shit, she finally goes "you mean this ISNT 698-9568?" I fuckin Hung up on her right after that... I LOVE IDIOTS!!!

##<-- Thursday, August 2, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:26 a.m.}

Well, last night was interesting. I went to Sycuan with my mom. She was really anxious to go, and since all my friends down here HATE to gamble, I went with her. On a side note, I dont see why people dont look at gambling as just another way to have fun. What is the difference between going and spending 20-40 bucks at a casino for a couple hours and going to a movie and dinner? The only difference is that you dont get to see as many white trash hillbillies at a movie and dinner. ANYWAYS, so we went there, and all I brought was 20 bucks cus I am so poor right now its not even cool. I cant even afford to lose the 20 bucks, cus my Slightly Stoopid tickets rested on the fact that I had that 20 bucks. HAHAHAH. So I went immediately to the blackjack table, and I got a really cool dealer. I should specify that... he was a really cool person, but as far as dealing, 3 hands in a row he had a face card showing and dealt me a fuckin 15/14/13. So I promptly lost 15 bucks and walked away from teh table with my 5 bucks. My mom went and played the slots for a while (she won like 10 bucks which is amazing on the slots). Then before we were going to go, I said, FUCK IT, and threw the 5 down on another balckjack table. FIVE MINUTES later, I had recovered my 20 bucks and was up 10. Blackjack is wacky... i'm tellin ya man.

Nataku no Miko, I agree, bikes are cool, but in my opinion, my genitals are cooler, and thus far have stayed un-injured, so I think I will pass on buying one :) Neal, however, doent have to worry a whole lot about that. SCORE!!!

Thank you very much, I'm glad you like my blog so much. If anything yours is much cooler than mine. But just think... if my life is that interesting in electronic form, its gotta be a friggin RIOT in real life! *fart noise* hahahaha. By the way, shooting the cat with a super soaker will put you in hero status in my book. I only wish I had thought that up. Friggin cats.... they can cram it with walnuts.

DUDE! Put that video with A single second up! Thats my second favorite AFI song. I'll straight watch it at work. hahahaha. I dont have a fucking clue who Lain is, but "I don' giva fug". Anyways, I dont mind being the sidekick, as long as you call me "Logan, Weapon X" from now on. :) Also acceptable will be "Wolverine", "White boy", "CORKY!!!" or "Bitch Tickle" HAHAHAHAH

Anyways, time for work, I wish I had a nice tall Guinness to drink while I am here.

##<-- Wednesday, August 1, 2001 -->##
[1]% {01:14 p.m.}

Has anyone here seen the mid-day local newscast in your hometowns? Its the most pointless piece of crap tv program ever. Its the worst of the daytime tv shows, which are at the bottom of all TV shows, so indirectly, its the worst show on TV. Its all like human interest stories geared toward stupid middle aged housewives. Now, I have no problem with housewifes. If a woman chooses to do that, I have no problem... more power to her. I do, however, have a problem with these women whose main ambition in life is to marry a rich man and just have kids. They arent interested in getting an education, nor are tehy interested in being able to support themselves, should their husband somehow be unable to support them. Its pathetic. Anyways, thats who the daytime local newscast is geared towards. People are idiots... thats my final answer.

##<-- Wednesday, August 1, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:19 a.m.}

Neal is really interested in getting a motorcycle, so, as he put it, he can "become a bad ass and push around little kids". I'm all for pushing around little kids (or better yet, little cats), but I dont know about a motorcycle, read these quotes:

Excerpts taken from: http://www.clarity.net/~adam/buying-bike.html#25

"Almost everyone drops their first bike, usually more than once. This can get very expensive if your bike is covered in breakable plastic bits. (Don't get depressed if you drop your new bike -- think of it as joining the club of experienced bikers.)"

"Statistically speaking, you're most likely to crash in your first five months of riding."

"There are two kinds of riders in the world ... those who have gone down, and those who are going to go down."

"Ride like the cages ("cars") are trying to kill you. You never know when some idiot will pull out in front of you, claiming that they never saw you."

"Fuel system leaks and spills were present in 62% of the motorcycle accidents in the post-crash phase. This represents an undue hazard for fire."

"The likelihood of injury is extremely high in these motorcycle accidents-98% of the multiple vehicle collisions and 96% of the single vehicle accidents resulted in some kind of injury to the motorcycle rider; 45% resulted in more than a minor injury."

"Groin injuries **Editors note -- The groin is the best place on your body to get injured ** were sustained by the motorcyclist in at least 13% of the accidents, which typified by multiple vehicle collision in frontal impact at higher than average speed."

And he still wants a bike!! I dont know about you people, but all those quotes make me want to go out and ride!

On a completely different subject, we just got a call from this fancy hotel in downtown LA who we are doing work for. The funny thing was the guy who called was like your exact brittish hotel manager stereotype. Straight out of cartoons. I can just picture him sitting there calling on one of those old time phones, in his tuxedo with his monacle and top hat. Funny stuff.

##<-- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 -->##
[1]% {10:51 p.m.}

Wow, what a fun night tonight was. Since it was Erika's birthday, we went to Benihanas for dinner. Although that place was pretty fuckin expensive, the food is excellent and the whole experience is top notch. Our cook wasnt as cool as some (Read: he didnt do cool flips and shit) but he was definitely not lame. After that we went back to Erikas house, watched her open presents and "shot the shit" for a little while. While some may consider this just a routine night, compared to my usual nights down here of doing JACK SHIT, I consider this a success.

So anyways, I was talking to one of my old roomates today we affectionately call "Depresso-Tron 9000" because of his constant state of depression/lethargy that he is in, and his being a robot/cyborg (9000 is his model number). Anyways, he was telling me about how at his new place next year he is "not going to pay for a phone, or the internet". The whole thing reeks of bullshit to me, because the moment anyone confronts him about it, he will back down. But I guess thats his plan... funny shit.

Hey NEAL How many frigging times a day do you check this weblog? I swear I get like 10 guestbook signings a day from you. If you applied that kind of persistence to getting another job, you would be making a fortune, then you could quit "leeching off the public dough".... hahahaha

pre-alcoholism sure is fun isnt it Danny? hahahaha By the way, after Friday I will be kicking your fuckin ASS in cool shows i've seen that you havent...

Dynamic Duo huh? :) I call not being the sidekick, loser!

My internet (Gotta love AOL!!!) is being really slow/communistic (a new word I made up specifically to describe AOL), and even a little bit jankey, so no more replies tonight... Ill save all that for the morning when I am on my sweet sweet DSL at work. Also I have some interesting quotes about motorcycle riders because Neal is hell bent on getting one. But once again, that can wait till tommorrow.

Matt's Suggested CD: (in honor of me getting to see them),

The Longest Barrel Ride by Slightly Stoopid

Bed time for matty! (yeah, I now what time it is!)

##<-- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:28 a.m.}

HAHAHAHA! This shit is hillarious, and he is completely serious too.

Today is Erika's birthday, so even though she doesnt read this I would like to wish her a happy birthday. Tonight a big group of us are going to Benihana's. I dont know if any of you are familiar with benihana's but its this "bomb-ass" (that means good) asian food place where they cook it right in front of you and stuff. Its awesome. Anyways, that should be fun tonight.

not much else happening 'round here, other than the fact that my fucking car is on its last breath, hopefully it will make it to the end of the month when hopefully *knock on wood* I will have enough money to buy another one.

Reinselft, I really like that OP fan art, even though I have no clue what OP stands for, and am clueless as to what series it is from. Its an excellent drawing though :)

OH YEAH... I almost forgot, Slightly Stoopid is playing at Canes on Friday! I am stokin' duder! luckily for you people, I get to go. If any of you have heard of them you are cool, but if not, just so you know, they are basically Sublime. They play the same kind of Dub Reggae/Punk mix sublime did. In fact they were signed to skunk records by Bradley from Sublime (BEFORE he died). Anyways, thats enough scoop music history for "y'all". I am out!

##<-- Monday, July 30, 2001 -->##
[1]% {08:48 p.m.}

Well, today is my last day of no parents here. Its not like it matters that terribly much anyways. The only thing I could do while they are gone is drink at home, and sadly to say, I havent drank since I last went up to Cal Poly to hang with my homie/roommate Danny. About the only cool thing about being home is that I get to use AOL. According to their commercials AOL 6.0 is cool, and lets me instant message with my friends. A feat I could only dream about until 6.0 came along... *FART* Do you know how many times I got kicked off replying to all the guesbook entries?!? 3 TIMES!!!. If they were a grain company in communist russia not supplying their product as they are doing with their internet service, they would be drug out to a field and shot. Then their families would be found and forced to watch their tiny thatched huts be burned to the ground, after which they would be brutally tortured then left for dead in a field. Oh course this is all hypothetical.... moving on

I noticed that Reean has added me to her Esteemed links. I am honored. That awesome.... I feel like I should make some sort of special links section and put her at the top :) Too bad I only have like 6 links. hahahaha

Danny, thats friggin awesome about AFI, Thatll be friggin awesome. By the way, dont rule out the chance that your blog is possessed by the boogey man or men.... they come in all shapes and sizes. There is a slight chance of a poultergeist, but the chances of that happening are slim to none with all the religious types who read your blog. hahaha.

I would like to thank Reinselft, Reean, Nataku no Miko, Lesley, and of course, welfare boy himself, Neal (I kid!), for signing my guestbook... I look forward to reading your blogs and getting bothered at work all day by neal :)

Not much else... I am going to start giving "Matt's suggested cds" here is this today's go out and buy it:

Lateralus by TOOL

Thats all for me, take it easy boys and girls

##<-- Monday, July 30, 2001 -->##
[1]% {04:39 p.m.}

This is awesome.... All of a sudden, I look at the clock and its 20 minutes till I can go home... Bloody fantastic I tell you. more stuff when I get home, but now its time to get the hell out! Later suckas!

##<-- Monday, July 30, 2001 -->##
[1]% {02:02 p.m.}

Danny, I will talk all the shit I want because I am a hypocrite, hahaha :) Definitely gotta go see AFI in spetember... are they touring then?

##<-- Monday, July 30, 2001 -->##
[1]% {11:50 a.m.}

Boys and girls, there is nothing more satisfying than blasting Punk Rock at work and scaring the old people you work with! MWHAHAHAHAHA

##<-- Monday, July 30, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:39 a.m.}

NEAL wanted me to make a section on the side of my site here that posts all of my friends results on these tests, but if I do it at all, it wont be till I get back up to San Luis Obispo, so for now, here are his results

Personality: Guardian
Color: Blue
Flavor: Blueberry (OHHHH we match!!)
Aura: Crimson
Evangelion Character: Kaji (heck yeah... he's a stud)
Escaflowne Character: Allen (but after I cleared up a minor discrepancy, it turned out I was really more like Van... really!! I swear!! I'm not a long haired queer!!! I'm Van damn you!!!!)
Bastard: 37% (21% of which is tard)
Gay: 16% (contrary to popular belief... I AM NOT GAY!!!!)
ADHD: Positive (test taken in a clinical setting)
(EDITORS NOTE: test is invalid because it was not taken in a "scoop setting")

##<-- Monday, July 30, 2001 -->##
[1]% {09:21 a.m.}

First of all, I would like to say that Cats were forged from the hands of lucifer himself. Maybe its just my parents' cat (who happens to be a kitten), but cats can fuck off and rot in hell.

So yesterday was yet another typical day in San Diego for Matt... A.K.A. do JACK SHIT during the day and watch movies at night. Life sure does suck when you are under 20... :) At least I can say that my famous chicken stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon meal was a complete success and people like NEAL can suck it. After we ate dinner, there was this movie called Love Stinks on HBO. Erika convinced us that it was good, so we watched it. Its about this friggin insane chick who is hell bent on getting married. Adam didnt like it too much, cus every girlfriend he has had has been insane. hahahahha. But its all good in the end cus the guy outsmarts the chick... I am telling everyone the end now because I am relatively sure that no one cares about this stupid movie.

Reinselft, thanks, I dont think my guestbook is as lonely now :)

Neal, dude, I dont know if I have told you this before, but youre gay dude.... just warning you...

Danny, hell yeah, tear it up at Chumash. I still havent been to sycuan yet while I am down here.... It might be a good thing because I dont have a fancy dress shirt to not only pimp ladies with, but also to win money in. Maybe i'll just rob a liquor store or something... hahahah

OK, back to work for me, anyone wanna trade jobs?!?

##<-- Sunday, July 29, 2001 -->##
[1]% {01:40 p.m.}

Nothing really ground breaking to talk about today, considering nothing groundbreaking ever happens down here....

I did see a preview for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I cant fuckin wait for August 22nd when it comes out. It looks funny as hell.

Danny, you should definitely rent Best in show, its He-larious, you'll enjoy it.

My guestbook sure is getting lonely up there. Hopefully people who read this who havent signed will sign my guestbook.

thats all for now, time to laze around until dinner time when I get to try out my breaded chicken breast stuffed with cheese wrapped in bacon (CBSWCWIB)

##<-- Sunday, July 29, 2001 -->##
[1]% {12:22 a.m.}

Wow, add tonight to the growing list of "loser nights" in this "loser summer" I am in the midst of. All I did today of any real significance was buy Best in Show on DVD. Let me tell you (you being the 3 people MAX who read this), this movie is frickin hillarious. Just as funny, if not funnier than Waiting for Guffman. Its got most of the same characters too... overall, a good buy. I would wager all of my orphans that you will enjoy this movie. Anyways, after the movie, I really did absolutely nothing until dinner time, where I made dinner, as is the custom in the United States. After I finished eating, Adam called me up and told me that Erika, him and I were gonna go out and eat. So I went with them and had the worst milkshake of my life at a restaurant whose name comes right after TGI Thursdays. Then, to complete "Loser Day 2001", We watched Poultergeist on HBO. This movie is fuckin freaked out, and all I know is that fucking poultergeist is trying to get my lucky charms.... The fucker better stay away from my CDs, or I will bring the ruckus!

moving on.... Danny, that new layout is unbelieveable.... You need to knock off making all these awesome layouts... youre making me and my inability to make layouts look bad :)

Karl, is your server down on your site or something? I can never get your site to load... what tha dilly, yo?!

thats enough out of me; but those of you who are actually doing interesting stuff this summer can fuck off and go to hell!

##<-- Saturday, July 28, 2001 -->##
[1]% {11:02 a.m.}

This is officially the latest I have ever slept in since I have been here at home. My wierd ass parents get up at like 4:30 AM or some shit... its certifiably wacko. But, I took them to the airport at 6am and now I have the house to myself. FUCK MUTHA FUCKIN YEAH!!!

so last night adam, erika, and my little brother went to go see Planet of the Apes. Let me tell you, if there is anything better than a monkey doing stuff humans normally would, I havent found it. Overall, the movie was pretty lame, and absolute shit compared to the original planet of the apes. But since it was full of monkeys, it had some redeeming value. Anyways, after the movie, I dropped my brother off at home and the rest of us went to Sell-Out Dennys. It used to be punk-rock dennys, but then they remodeled and have upgraded their service from complete shit to mediocre. Last night was a rarity though, there were actually punk rockers out front... I havent seen that since the good old days of high school. So we order, blah blah blah. As we were sitting there I found a crayon on the ground and started writing your standard "DIE" or "666" on the napkins. But that got old after a while, so I decided to make the DIE napkin into a paper flower for our waitress. For a tip, we left that and 2 bucks. But as we were driving away, I saw her staring out the window at us like it was the best tip ever. I guess thats my random act of kindness or some shit....

Danny, all I know is Janeane (spelling?) is definitely marry quality... you need to take advantage of our fireplace next year.... awwwwww yeahhhhhh

I see I doubled my number of hits overnight, yet no-one bothered to sign my guestbook... I guess you people dont want me to read your blogs.

thats enough for now, time for matt to take a shower and do absolutely nothing until its time to make the best dinner ever: Breaded chicken breast stuffed with mozzarella cheese, wrapped in bacon..... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

##<-- Friday, July 27, 2001 -->##
[1]% {04:39 p.m.}

hahahaha... check this shit out... Much as I hate cats and find this concept fucking hillarious, I hope its fake

##<-- Friday, July 27, 2001 -->##
[1]% {03:39 p.m.}

Holy shit.... this is my first real post, and I have a lot to say

first, I would like to thank Danny, for doing the layout and generally helping me get it all set up. Youre the fuckin man dude. Look at this crazy ass layout. You're semi-pro and shit.

If anyone is reading this and wondering why its called the "E-Rant", heres your answer: Just about every idiotic internet service provider when they do commercials and junk, they always advertise how their stupid 56k service( or whatever other sorry attempt at internet service they provide) can "Help you and your business do E-business faster". Everytime I hear that I laugh out loud (LOL?) because it is so stupid... What the fuck is e-business, and who the fuck is doing it? I dont know, now do I care. So anyways, I names this weblog the E-rant to mock those of you who do "E-business" or "E-read" weblogs

It seems like every day at work is somehow more boring than the last, and today is no exception. My only saving grace is that I get to be online all day, work like 5 minutes from my house, and play "e-checkers" on e-mail with dennis. Its too bad I am got my ass kicked the first game, and I am sure i will lose the second.

Hell fuckin yeah... today is Friday, which is cool to begin with, AND Planet of the Apes is coming out tonight, AND my family will be gone for this weekend and part of next week. That means itll be time for me to "shake my money maker" and "party like its 1999". But itll probably end up just being me smoking a cigar on my hill and doing a little drinking with the homies. Whatever, its all good.

Ok, thats enough out of me, but if anyone actually reads this please sign my guestbook... I would love to see who you are and read your weblog if you have one. I aint got shit else to do :) I wont be able to check anything until monday, but I'm sure that no one will read this by then, so its all good.

##<-- Friday -->##
[1]% {03:45 p.m.}